[The feed clicks on to reveal a shirtless Pit. For the most part, Pit looks relatively unchanged. But the then brings the communicator further away from him, revealing he now has six wings. Pit, however, looks pretty amused.]
Well, how about that? I went to bed an angel, and I woke up a seraphim. Must be another virus. So, anyone else got hit with something like this?[The video feed clicks on to see Pit holding a conversation with... himself? Pit is actually talking to another version of him. Only, the Pit he's talking to has a more... darker coloration.]
Pittoo?! What are you doing here?!I've been looking for you, Pitstain! Where the hell is everyone?!
So far, it's just you and me.
Oh, that's just great... Pit, why is there a journal?
Oh, right. Well, the short version is that Skyworld is now part of some interdimensional internet community that brodcasts to different worlds. We can even visit some of those worlds. Right now a virus is causing some to see doppelgangers of themselves. It seems the virus brought you here.
Well this is just fan-freaking-tastic! Are one of those gods behind this?
Nope! I'm not sure where they are.
Great. I need a drink.
Well, since you're here I might as well introduce you. [He then turns to the journal.] To those who don't know me, my name's Pit. Short dark and broody over there is Dark Pit, or as I call him, Pittoo. [Dark Pit throws a bottle at Pit's head.] Ow!
Stop calling me Pittoo!
If it would save someone else's life, and there was no other way to save them?
Even if the person you'd have to kill is a friend?
[The feed clicks on to reveal the inside of a temple of sorts. In there stands a lone angel who looks around the room with a mixture of curiosity and worry in his expression. So far, he dosen't seem to realize the video is recording.]
Okay, something is very, very, very wrong here. How did I end up back at the temple? Shouldn't the credits be rolling now that I beat Hades?[He begins to call out some names.]
Lady Palutena? Viridi? Pittoo?! Phosphora?! Anybody?! ...Hades?! ...wait a minute, I fried you with a giant laser. Why the heck would I wanna talk to you?[He paces back and forth across the floor trying to think about everything that's happened until his eyes see the journal recording. Pit walks over and picks it up.]
Uh, this thing was recording everything wasn't it? Well, might as well introduce myself. My name's Pit. Can anyone tell me what's going on here?