[video/text]

[dekillerqueen]

[Hey, community! You get to see a very brief shot of Shelly before he switches to text. He is looking...



... Not... very happy. Also, remarkably bat-like.]


Good day. I cannot say I enjoy lying to prospective clients, but I am quite sure you will agree with me when I say that telling such a person "I am quite sorry, sir, but I cannot make it to our appointment today, as I have suddenly taken on the physiology of a bat" would not be conducive to business, either.

By the way, I would be grateful if you would be so kind as to keep any sort of sound absent from your replies. Thank you.

Comments

[winterkicker]

You're a bat.

[dekillerqueen]

I am aware of this.

[catears]

Why couldn't it at least be cat ears!?

[dekillerqueen]

What exactly is that supposed to mean?

[catears]

Cat ears are cuter.

[Video]

[twotailmechanic]

[He would have made a text post, but unfortunately having giant claws doesn't really work with keyboards. So, he's forced to take out some paper and a pen, though even that is proving difficult without poking himself. He's trying his best to write as silently as possible.]

(You might also want to stay in some dark places just in case.)

[dekillerqueen]

[Oh. That's a very kind effort, and Shelly appreciates it.]

Thankfully, that does not appear to be an issue.

[twotailmechanic]

[He's a sweetheart like that.]

(Well that's good. Is there any other problems you're having?)

[Video]

[material_guy]

[Greed smirks, opens his mouth and...]

[Video]

[material_guy]

[...gives a dismissive wave; 'just kidding.']

[dekillerqueen]

[... Oh.

Shelly takes a few moments to reply:]

That is surprisingly considerate of you.

NANANANANANANANA BATMAN!

[second_star]

Can't say they're an improvement.

YUP

[dekillerqueen]

What would you suggest, then?

[ voice ]

[soulfist]

[ MORRIGAN DOESN'T LISTEN TO ANYONE.

she just squeeled loudly at the sight of him - have fun with that ]

[ voice ]

[soulfist]

You're beautiful, dear!

I could just take you home and keep you forever~!

OH MY GOD *O*

[dekillerqueen]

[OW. OWWWW.

NO. NO, HE'S... NO. He'll reply in text!]

Miss Morrigan, please.

[ voice ]

[selfished]

[ At first Kyouko is drawn to this to laugh at the amusing sight, but-- .. ah, this is the guy who saw her as a cat, isn't it? Maybe she shouldn't try her chances then or she might get made fun of but.. nah, not like he'll know what cat was her, right?

So yup, there's a laughing girl. ]

What's up with that look?

[dekillerqueen]

[Ugh, that's grating. Shelly will stick to text, thank you very much - even just the sound of him hitting his keyboard is getting to him right now.]

This is not a very favourable situation for me, young miss.

[selfished]

[ Kyouko's too lazy for text half of the time, sob.. So she just keeps talking. ]

I know, I know! It's just that-- [ pffft!! ] --broadcasting something that ridiculous-looking on here is practically just like asking for it, isn't it?

[video]

[howbadcanibe]

[Have a dragon and guess who got Dragon Physiology powers. When he speaks he sounds like the Once-ler.]

You should go out at night and fight crime.

[dekillerqueen]

[Argh, sounds. He's sticking with text!]

I am already employed.

text

[howbadcanibe]

[Oh right you said no sounds. He can't type as a dragon, so he changes back into his normal self.]

What's your job?

[grimdarkseer]

Intriguing.
Is it even worth my asking why a bat?

[dekillerqueen]

Are you expecting an answer that makes sense?

[grimdarkseer]

Not especially, but that doesn't stop me asking the question.