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[brigading]

Okay.

Which one of you idiots is the hacker or cracker that's trying to infiltrate my SOS Brigade and ruin it? I can't even get to the homepage now!

And you better fess up, because I know you're out there. I won't allow my SOS Brigade to get disbanded because some stupid person on the internet destroyed the most important thing: the website, website!

I won't accept any 'I don't know what you're talking about' or 'I'm innocent'!

Got it?

(OOC: Anyone who wants to say that they're the hacker/cracker is free to do so! Especially since I think it would be hilarious. ^^;)

Comments

[Video]

[material_guy]

It missed you, that's all! It'll give it back after it's done taking you hostage.

TEXT.

[brigading]

What are you talking about, 'it missed you'? And 'taking me hostage'? You've got to be kidding! Who are you? Are you the one who created this site? The one who crashed my SOS Brigade homepage and ruined it?!

handwritten;

[chestboard]

Hey hey, I remember you! You're back I see.

TEXT.

[brigading]

What do you mean, "I remember you" and "you're back"? Who the hell are you?!

[Video]

[bag_has_snapped]

...hacker? Cracker? Why would a snack food ruin your homepage?

[Aw, look at that - oh, ye of computer illiteracy.]

TEXT.

[brigading]

Don't be so stupid! It's not a type of snack food.

[lightning_strike]

SOS Brigade? Is that a military unit like the Patton Girls?

TEXT.

[brigading]

No, it's not. And what the hell is the 'Patton Girls', anyway?

[Text]

[archangelofderp]

Would they really destroy your brigade just because of a malfunction in the website?

TEXT.

[brigading]

It's not just a malfunction! I can't even access it at all! Every time I try to, I just get redirected to this stupid place. It's so annoying...

[oceanicbutterfly]

It's the site itself that does that.

TEXT FOREVER.

[brigading]

The site... itself? What are you even talking about?

[Video]

[lazyfacepalm]

(There wasn't particularly a voice to be heard, but when I ran across the site, I couldn't help but notice a few key words.

Hacker. Cracker?

SOS Brigade. It was then my heart decided to do a few leaps, and nothing of the happy sort. It couldn't be. It had to be.

It was her. The bane of my existence, the girl who flipped my average life upside down! The one, the only!

Haruhi Suzumiya.)

Hey. [Casually.]

TEXT.

[brigading]

What's with that 'hey', Kyon?! Shouldn't you be more worried about this predicament! Some unknown force out there is trying to take over the SOS Brigade!

video

[starblaze]

... You don't remember.

TEXT FOREVER

[brigading]

Don't remember what?

video;

[tenminutes]

I'm Yuri. Yuri or Yurippe are both fine, it's up to you.

[ Yuri leans back a bit, twisting a strand of hair while she continues. ]

I'm sure everyone's already gone through the whole "welcome back" speeches and the "this isn't what you think it is" and things like "This is an interdimensional internet community" and viruses right? Anyone try to prove anything yet?

text forever;

[brigading]

Well, some person just showed up by coming through my bookshelf, but that's all that's been proven.

[Video]

[fightbymoonlight]

It's not hackers. It's... a bit more complicated than that. But your site should be fine, so no need to worry about that.

[ text forever ]

[brigading]

"More complicated" how?

video;

[selfished]

.. Huh? You really think someone would bother to destroy your website? I'd hope they have something better to do with their time!

text forever since i might forget!

[brigading]

Of course! The website is for the ultra-famous SOS Brigade, after all!

[mightletyouknowme]

That's not how it works.

[brigading]

And how exactly do you know that?

[refinedvillian]

I'm sure I don't know what you mean. I'm innocent, after all.

[brigading]

... Liar.

[video always]

[king_bowser]

Bwahahaha! You've got heart; I like you already!

[and text forever]

[brigading]

You think so? Well, you look pretty cool for a guy in a costume!

[Video]

[precursorstone_gun_nest]

You know, just accusing the whole community is going to get a whole lot of "I'm innocent"s, at least.

Besides, it's the computer it's taken over, not the website. But I guess you've gotten the explanation by now.

[ TEXT FOREVER ]

[brigading]

It's still stupid, though.