Happy 'Talk like a Pirate Day'!

[sumofallreds]

[Marvelous has been browsing the internet, trying to research Earth's sea pirates. He's come across something that intrigues him, despite it being, for him, a couple of months away.]

There's a pirate holiday, huh? You Earthlings are getting more and more interesting every day.

Comments

[boostup4beetbuster]

It's that time already? Shit. It was only around for a few years before Messiah and all, and it was pretty damn obscure back then. Can't believe it's gone mainstream.

[sumofallreds]

You should've kept your net eyes open then.

[Marvelous...dont spout things you know next to nothing about...]

[boostup4beetbuster]

Yeah, an evil computer virus who built armies of robotic soldiers and is trying to take over the world has me stuck in a pocket dimension hellhole. I managed to haul my ass into stasis and generate an avatar to give me any autonomy. So excuse me for getting into the blogging scene a little late.

[sumofallreds]

Sorry. I need to prod you for all the brain cells I've lost because of your damn robot.

[boostup4beetbuster]

All right, I'll give you that one. Though, you gotta admit--I created a robot that can get drunk. That's something.

[sumofallreds]

No. No it's not anything...except annoying.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Annoying, yes, but also awesome.

[sumofallreds]

I wonder what your teammates think...?

[boostup4beetbuster]

They think I'm nuts.

[And he's PROUD of it.]

[sumofallreds]

Good to know theyre honest...