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[yes_im_kawaii]

*Makoto is marching around the EMC in a plastic tiara and using bedsheets as a cape. She's reading off of a scroll made of taped-together looseleaf.*

Since ugly face makeup man said I was a magical fairy princess someplace, I, Sawatari Makoto, am now princess of everything. That means I have decrees! Because everybody has decrees when they start ruling something. *clears throat*

I decree that I get infinite meat buns.

The residence halls in the Command Centre will now be converted to a giant blanket fort with extra pillows.

Studying is banned.

Cool people also get to be princesses. Boring people have to be servants and give me free stuff. Anyone who complains has to wear a stupid hat.

Oh! I call dibs on owning the community, too! And I want it to give better viruses. Fun ones.

The end. Until I think of more stuff.

Comments

[boostup4beetbuster]

I am so proud.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Really? Hey, Jin, should we order takeout?

[boostup4beetbuster]

Yes, as soon as I'm done in the break room kitchen. How many brownies do you think I should make?

[yes_im_kawaii]

All of them.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Sounds perfect!

[yes_im_kawaii]

Okay! I'm gonna start making the fort.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Great, and I'm gonna make sure I charge Ryuji double for all of the bake sale stuff.

...Should I be nice to Kurorin, though? Or same deal as Ryuji?

[yes_im_kawaii]

Can we make him wear a bunny hat? He's probably gonna complain and take it off, but it would be funny.

[boostup4beetbuster]

THAT'S IT! YES! J!

...Wait, he took the angstmuffin to McDonald's. Hope he remembers to bring back fries...

[yes_im_kawaii]

You mean the angry guy?

[boostup4beetbuster]

Yep.

[yes_im_kawaii]

I wonder why he's like that.

[boostup4beetbuster]

[shrug]

People really need to learn to relax.

[yes_im_kawaii]

I wonder if you can just get a miracle somewhere.

I can keep track of my threads

[boostup4beetbuster]

Yeah, well...anyway, I think I just murdered this apple pie. Gonna need some good PR to sell it.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Did it burn or something?

[boostup4beetbuster]

...I think I blew it up.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Auu! How?

[boostup4beetbuster]

I don't know. I blow a lot of stuff up.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Maybe I should order someone to go to 7/11.

[boostup4beetbuster]

We might need another fire extinguisher too, just to be safe.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Do they sell those there?

[boostup4beetbuster]

Maybe?

[yes_im_kawaii]

Okay! Then you!

*She points at poor Random Mechanic #3.*

Go get me a fire extinguisher and some takeout. And candy.

[boostup4beetbuster]

And fries for when J forgets to bring them!