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[yes_im_kawaii]

*Makoto is marching around the EMC in a plastic tiara and using bedsheets as a cape. She's reading off of a scroll made of taped-together looseleaf.*

Since ugly face makeup man said I was a magical fairy princess someplace, I, Sawatari Makoto, am now princess of everything. That means I have decrees! Because everybody has decrees when they start ruling something. *clears throat*

I decree that I get infinite meat buns.

The residence halls in the Command Centre will now be converted to a giant blanket fort with extra pillows.

Studying is banned.

Cool people also get to be princesses. Boring people have to be servants and give me free stuff. Anyone who complains has to wear a stupid hat.

Oh! I call dibs on owning the community, too! And I want it to give better viruses. Fun ones.

The end. Until I think of more stuff.

Comments

[blamemysister]

As princess, thy should be also having a servant to organize your day.

[Playing along because this is adorable.]

[yes_im_kawaii]

Who's boring enough to make be my servant? Maybe if Ryuuji starts doing the whole "act your age" thing again.

[blamemysister]

This Ryuuji. Tis he of the un-fun variety?

[yes_im_kawaii]

Totally. Auu.

[blamemysister]

Then we shall be over shortly, and give him a position as your royal vassal!

[oceanicbutterfly]

Studying is banned? No, no, that's unacceptable. I'm starting a rebellion.

[yes_im_kawaii]

But it's boring!

[oceanicbutterfly]

A good ruler has to be able to deal with boring things.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Can't I just say they're not allowed?

[mightletyouknowme]

That's not the way being a princess works. First, you need a cuter dress.

[yes_im_kawaii]

A cuter one?

[mightletyouknowme]

How can you convince people you own everything if you don't have a good dress?

[yes_im_kawaii]

Where do you find a good one?

[masked_god]

'Ugly face makeup man'?

[yes_im_kawaii]

Yeah, the guy who yells.

[masked_god]

While it is an accurate enough description, I would prefer you would not refer to him as such within his presence.

[yes_im_kawaii]

He said I should call him scary instead of ugly. Aren't they both bad?

[boostup4beetbuster]

I am so proud.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Really? Hey, Jin, should we order takeout?

[boostup4beetbuster]

Yes, as soon as I'm done in the break room kitchen. How many brownies do you think I should make?

[yes_im_kawaii]

All of them.

[bookishnettler]

You shouldn't encourage people not to study.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Why?

[bookishnettler]

I've told you why!

[yes_im_kawaii]

But it sucks!