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[yes_im_kawaii]

*Makoto is marching around the EMC in a plastic tiara and using bedsheets as a cape. She's reading off of a scroll made of taped-together looseleaf.*

Since ugly face makeup man said I was a magical fairy princess someplace, I, Sawatari Makoto, am now princess of everything. That means I have decrees! Because everybody has decrees when they start ruling something. *clears throat*

I decree that I get infinite meat buns.

The residence halls in the Command Centre will now be converted to a giant blanket fort with extra pillows.

Studying is banned.

Cool people also get to be princesses. Boring people have to be servants and give me free stuff. Anyone who complains has to wear a stupid hat.

Oh! I call dibs on owning the community, too! And I want it to give better viruses. Fun ones.

The end. Until I think of more stuff.

Comments

[yes_im_kawaii]

Do they sell those there?

[boostup4beetbuster]

Maybe?

[yes_im_kawaii]

Okay! Then you!

*She points at poor Random Mechanic #3.*

Go get me a fire extinguisher and some takeout. And candy.

[boostup4beetbuster]

And fries for when J forgets to bring them!

[yes_im_kawaii]

Yeah! Those too.

Jin, do you know anything about miracles?

[boostup4beetbuster]

Not much, to be honest. Robots, I understand. Miracles, less so.

[yes_im_kawaii]

I just don't get what ugly face makeup man said.

[boostup4beetbuster]

You mean Kefka? Who knows? Cool guy, though. He likes getting into trouble almost as much as I do.

[yes_im_kawaii]

He said I used to be something else and then I found a miracle that made me like a normal person, but then I'm gonna die 'cause I got what I wanted. But I didn't die, and I don't know what I wanted.

[boostup4beetbuster]

[There is a moment of silence. A brief moment, before Jin decides, nope, not gonna think about that]

He might've mixed you up with someone else. Anyway, I don't think you ended up normal--normal's BORING, and you didn't wind up boring, right?

[yes_im_kawaii]

Right! I'm totally not boring!

[boostup4beetbuster]

Exactly. Boring is for Ryuji and Kurorin.

[yes_im_kawaii]

So ugly face makeup man's just weird.

[boostup4beetbuster]

*shrug* Usually.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Auu. I don't get a lot of things, but okay!