20 May 2013 @ 02:14 pm

Since most of you live in different worlds, I wanted to ask a question.

Do you have pirates?
18 April 2013 @ 03:57 pm
[Here it is again, another view of Cinderella's living room in her Brooklyn apartment. Everything seems in place, except there are two Cinderella's facing each other. If the body language doesn't give away which one is the real Cinderella, the clothes certainly will.

[Cindy is in her usual high fashion label outfits and is standing in a more assertive stance. The other Cinderella, though dressed nice, it's still a far cry from high end fashion. She also has a more timid like stance.]

You have got to be fucking kidding me. [This came from the real Cinderella. The other Cinderella looks scandalized.]

You really shouldn't use such language!

Does it looks like I give a flying rat's ass about that? I need to figure out what to do with you until this all blows over.

I won't be any trouble. I'll just stay here and tidy up the place.

[The other Cindy just looks too happy and pleasant to do that. The real Cindy is giving her that "you got to be kidding" look.]

If you start singing and mice and birds start flocking to my windows, I'm out of here
12 March 2013 @ 12:28 am
Okay first my TV showed a duck and wouldn't go away so I unplugged it, next my cell phone wouldn't work due to the same duck showing on its screen so I had to turn it off, then I went outside and found that you asses posted a duck on any flat surface you could find, now I'm back on my phone and I want to know some things.

First: What is your fucking problem?
Second: How the hell are you doing this?