Tortuga's boring. Someone do something funny.

. . .By the way, LeChuck's back. Thanks for nothing, guys.

[Filtered from Nel]

... So what's this Valentine's Day thing?

Ah, Dante, I must say this is a rather... unique community you have chosen to affliate yourself with. I look forward to speaking with you, my son. It has been far too long since we were both present in the same location. Far too long.

I suppose since I am here now I would be best to not be a stranger. I am Sparda, Dark Knight and father of Dante. It is an honor to make your acquaintances. *bows*

You must forgive me; I am unaccustomed to introducing myself to so many at once. I will be more than happy to answer any questions you may have.