In our dealings together, you may run into my assistant, Magic Head. I beg you, though he may seem slow, please treat him with the same respect you would show me.
Oh, and who the hell are all you new people?
Team Two eventually manage to make it to the top of the stairs in various states of tiredness, having had to fend off several groups of SOLDIERs on the way up only to find a bored-looking Shiro waiting for them at the top. Kadaj frowns briefly at the cat-demon, then shrugs and turns to face the rest of the team.
"Okay, everyone alright so far? Any problems, just give me a shout - and remember, we've got Namine and Bart waiting outside in case there's any trouble." He seems serious, and almost mature for a moment. "I'm not going to leave here without any of you. You have my word on that."
Nodding, he kicks at the door in front of him, breaking it down only to reveal another group of ShinRa SOLDIERs waiting for them. His serious expression rapidly changes into one of near-insanity, and he gives a wicked chuckle as he draws his sword, preparing to launch himself at the nearest opponent.
"Playtime."
...unless I get any better offers. <3
What do guys like as gifts for Valentine's Day?
((OOC: Sheesh, I wasn't joking about the schoolwork. Advice: never write an entire ten-page research paper then night before it's due!))
Hey, listen.
Hey, listen. Urahara has a pipe.
I'm so wasted. I think this mouse is hitting on me.
Hello there! My name’s Tobi and I’ve just joined this community. My partner Deidara-senpai told me awhile ago to join just so I would get out of his hair, and well...here I am! This place looks intriguing; I think it shall be wonderful to get to know all of you!
Actually I’ve been looking for Deidara-senapai. He recently disappeared from Akatsuki headquarters and I’m worried to where he might have gone to. Plus Leader-sama’s getting really angry at me and it’s never good when Leader-sama’s angry. So if any of you have seen him around, I’d highly appreciate it if you’d let me know! <3
If you want to know what he looks like, he’s got blond hair up in a pony tail and he’s got a large bang over his left eye. And from a first glance Deidara-senpai can look a lot like a woman…He’s somewhat gender-confused.
[[OOC: strike legible]]
Saix, I did yours too.~~~
I think the decorations, are quite an improvement. The wallpaper here is simply too bland.~
Would anyone care to visit~? We could play Texas Hold 'Em. V-Day style...~
Sephiroth-nii had to go ... do something and I was feeling horny.
Larxene, bitch, I want you in my bed -
... but Ichigo - goddamit, whore. You. Me. A hard case of liquor. I'm going to make you beg for it.
Ooh! Looks like another club banger.
They better hang on.
When I throw this thang on.
Get a little drink on. They goin' flip.
For this Akon shit. You can bank on it.
Pedicure, manicure, kitty cat claws.
The way she climbs up and down them poles.
Lookin' like one of them Pretty Cat Dolls.
Tryna hold my woody back through my drawers.
Steps off stage, didn't think I saw her.
Creeps up behind me and she's like, you're -
I'm like, yeah I know, let's cut to the chase.
No time to waste. Back to my place.
Plus from the club to the crib's like a mile away.
Or more like a palace, shall I say.
And plus I got a pal. Every gal is game.
