My name is Harry Lockhart. I used to be a thief, then an actor, and now I'm a P.I. in Los Angeles, working for Perry Van Shrike. And, well, fuck, Harmony fits in there somewhere, but God only knows how. She was perfect, you know? So absolutely perfect that I wasted no time in fucking things up with her so royally that we are no longer on what you would call "speaking terms". And now it's just me and Perry, and, hah, as if that isn't a joke in fucking progress.

Whatever. I'll save the rest of this for whenever I figure out how to make these entries private. I don't need every tortured teenager on the internet reading my shit.

So this is suppose to be advanced technology? Surely you jest? It looks like a telly with a typewriter attached to it. And what precisely is this "community" called Drama Drama Duck? Perhaps I am suffering some sort of delusion...I bet Islands slip something into my drink! If he thinks I am giving up my liquor he has another thing coming!

I'm not giving up the whores either. For heaven's sake I'm a Hellsing not a saint!



[ooc; And finally he appears. Sorry it took so long to post with him. ]

My friend told me about this website; he said I'd find it a bigger outlet than 'spamming /po/ with my box collection'. So, against my better judgement, I decided to join. I probably should have lurked a little more first, but there's nothing wrong with emerging from the shadows.

I'm not sure how consistent my posting will be. My living situation is quite awkward at the moment (to be more specific - rented accommodation, roommate, proxy server) and I have a very busy life. But I'll try to take part in things.

Actually, my first question for this community - I was going to link you to the PayPal of a certain not-for-profit organisation which I was hoping some of you might be interested in donating to, but for some reason it isn't working. My roommate warned me that the Internet doesn't seem to work the same way it normally does here. So how does it work?



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Say, I have a question for you. Does anyone knows who this gentlemen named Ike is? For some reason I am quite curious on his person.