I hardly ever get effected with the viruses, but it figures I get hit with one that is extremely humiliating. It feels good to be back to normal again. And to be rid of that annoying bell. To be that vulnerable again is not something I wish to experience.

[locked to Kisame]

I am grateful that you helped me through this. If there is anything I can do for you before I leave for my own world, let me know. I wish to show you my thanks.

[/locked]

So today, I totally got my cellphone taken away, and by a teacher no less. I totally wouldn't stand for that, so I, like, told her to her ugly face to give me back my phone and that no one likes her anyway and it's no wonder she's still single at the age of 60, but then she just sent me over to the principle's office. Honestly, what a hag.

So yeah, that's why I'm currently on the computer, and for whatever reason this lame website popped up. I was hoping to maybe meet a cute guy on here, but considering how many ugly people I've seen so far, I seriously doubt that.

Anyway, if there are any hot guys on here, my name's Riko Tachibana and I would really really really like to meet you. If you're not, you can just go play in a dumpster for all I care. It's not like it would make you look any worse.

Oh, and btw, should any of you happen to see THESE people, I would strongly advise not talking to them. After all, one of them is a property-damaging psycho freak, another is a cross-dressing gay guy, the third is this gross guy with snakes for brains, and the last is just a complete moron.

I was reading over a few of the recent posts and they got me wondering.

Are there any other were-creatures here at DDD? Vampires? Other?

I almost want to create a poll, which I am thinking I should ..

:: EDIT :: I went and made the poll. Please don't feel at all forced to reply, I am just curious as to my surroundings and those I'm speaking with. Answer only if you care to, but if you do, thank you for replying.

:: EDIT #2 ::

C'mon everyone! I know that there are more than 9 of you here!

[Poll #1245223]

Can someone PLEASE come and open this bottle for me!?  I've been struggling with it for a week now and I am dangerously sober!

Good day, fair denizens of Dramadramaduck!  It is truly wondrous to make your acquaintances!  Today is a youthful summer day and there is no better a time to meet new comrades!

Ah, but forgive me!  I have neglected to properly introduce myself.  After all, is it not proper to introduce yourself if you wish to know another's name?!  My name, dear friends, is Rock Lee!  Many have called me Konohagakure's Proud Azure Beast!  It is a pleasure to meet you!  I have only recently stumbled upon this indescribable place due to the encouragement of Gai-sensei, the world's greatest Shinobi!  Neji and Tenten have also been frequenting this place!  I have heard that many of our youthful comrades, such as Naruto-kun and Shikamaru-kun, are here as well!  Truly, I look forward to hearing from them! 

I didn't know it was possible for a kitten to do that... un.

I think I want to take a vacation.

Tobi, remember how I said I wanted to play hide and seek like... two months ago, un? Yeah. Let's do that now.

I'm not even going to ask how this place got its name, I'll save that for a time when I'm totally shit faced. Name's Badou Nails, yes, I have an eyepatch. I like smokes, drinking, and not getting shot at.

Where the fuck is Haine.

...So, it seems I'm single again. One thing about knight boyfriends, they always go doing knight stuff on a breeze. Who knew?

Anyways.


Any cute single guys here looking? ...I'd settle for a girl, I mean, I've got an entire universe to love. Can't be choosey.

So. Any takers~?

There's been some cute newbies around, so maybe~?

Azula...if you remember me...nevermind. I dunno. [typed then deleted]

Greetings, wider world,

I came upon this community a few hours ago - stumbled, really, poking about at a device that I found - and I thought perhaps I should introduce myself.

Ladies and Gentlemen, my name is Tyki Mikk. I'm a miner by trade, part-time card player, and general indigent worker.

I know, I'm articulate for a miner, but my mother was a librarian. God rest her soul.

There do seem to be some interesting people here. I'm looking forward to getting to know you!

Heeeey, so Drama Drama Duck, right? Heheheh, heard some of the guys talking about this. Looks cool...so, uh...I'm Demyx.

Sup, guys?

Ahhh, that was a sucky introduction. I've never really gone on one of these community things before, but nothing's happening at home and I'm kinda bored. Soooooo....anyone I know on here?

How...? It seems the Lifestream is capable of more than I thought! But...DramaDramaDuck? This must be what I overheard Zack talking about before. It would explain why he's been on this computer so much. And to think, I was teasing him about spending his time online looking at the naughty sites!

But the community and the Internet could be used as a way for us to keep track of our friends, right? I wonder how many of them are even on this community...and we could even make new friends, even if Zack and I are a bit immobile. The Internet - it really can do almost anything! I wonder how it's able to even exist in the Lifestream...perhaps it's one of the few things we can thank ShinRa for.

Well then, DramaDramaDuck - how are we doing today? Where did you come up with such an interesting name?

Ah, I should've introduced myself first - I'm Aerith Gainsborough - just a simple flower girl from the Midgar slums...well, was, at least!

A disclaimer:

I have not, nor ever will dissolve or break any agreements I have made with anyone I have ever dealt with.

Namely, there is still a Dyme living in the New York where I placed him, and he still has a heart.

You can check if you like, as I did not ten minutes ago.

The Demyx who recently joined the community is ALSO Demyx, but he is NOT the Demyx to whom I returned a heart. He is the same person, but the nature of the community, as you all know is extremely complicated, and I believe he is from the same world, yes, but at a different point in time. His choices will make him an entirely different being than the other Demyx... how is unknown, as the future always is.

So please, do not attempt to accuse me of betraying anyone or going back on my deal, I did nothing of the sort.

With that being said, how is everyone this fine evening?

My, this is exciting! I did not know you could post with your voice! Computers are so handy.

By any chance, would someone here know how to send food into another universe? You all have said such wonderful things about that picture of my cooking... Oh my! I really do not mind making bento. If you would not mind reimbursing for the cost of food.

Thank you very much! This is such an unusual place, but I am enjoying myself.