Hello, everyone. I'm not sure what this place is, but it's a pleasure to meet you. I found this laptop outside of my neighbor Kotarou's apartment this morning-- I figured he must have dropped it on his way to school, but he says it isn't his. It's all very strange. Well, maybe it can help me-- you see, I'm searching for someone. Maybe being here can help me find them.
... oh, there seems to be a lot of people here. I'm a little nervous. I hope something bad doesn't...
Oh, I'm sorry! I haven't even introduced myself-- my name is Shia. It's wonderful to meet you all.
Oh, and, um, if any of you need any cooking or cleaning done, I'm currently searching for a job-- I would be very grateful to help you for a small sum. I wouldn't mind working as a maid at all, if you would rather that.
((ooc: just so you know, Shia is a demon, and so anyone that could pick up on something like that can, if you so choose.))