After watching the insanity of everyone here, I've managed to come to a few conclusions.

Most of you have already stumbled upon these solutions, Billie Jean is not my lover... out! such as Kuroba-kun's red fox trick, and others of you have settled on trying to play a song in your heads, with varying success. What I suggest is finding an earworm. Karma karma kama chameleon... Out of my head, dang it! For those of you who have been living under a rock don't know, an earworm is a song that gets so stuck in your head that try as you might you cannot get it out. Carry on my wayward son... no, no out! After subjecting myself and Edogawa-kun to a considerable number of them, I have compiled a list of ten earworms to test.

I suggest trying these highly addicting and highly annoying songs.

((OOC: Yes.  Yes I did sit through almost all of these songs.  Can anyone tell me how to get "Carry On My Wayward Son" out of my head now?))

So tell me, internet users, what is it you all do when you're not playing around on this community?

Call it curiosity.

I need a world hop to the Fire Nation. I also need information about it, so I know what I'm getting myself into. What can they do? Their technology level, etc.

Why am I doing this? Quite simple, something's not right with Larsa. There's some connection with this "Ozai" and I'm going to try to figure out information about anything I can there.

As useless as you all are, pretexts aside, I have an inquiry regarding Phantom Thief Dark and his location. It seems that he didn't come home last night, and being who I am, assume the worst. Usually he makes sure to make a big enough fuss about actually doing something that isn't in the interest of ShinRa in a brazen attempt to have a life outside of my control.

... I didn't mean to write that - nor will it era- da- Porsche. Porsche. Audi. Volkswagen.

Any information would be appreciated. I'd hate to start interrogating people for it since so few survive.

[ooc; One day virus for Rufus; he currently can't tell a single lie a la Liar Liar. Too bad Dark is currently in Kaito's body so he can't milk this for all its worth. >8D]

[Here we have a video streamed to the community, sans sound, of Edward Nygma and a female Tim Drake. The angle is strange, set to the side just enough to make out both figures. There's a short exchange, but for the most part, it's inaudible, just to the point where what they're saying is indistinguishable.

Suddenly, Nygma leans in; Tim, pulling him closer by the tie he wears, presses forward into the kiss. It lasts longer than it rightfully should, and seems as if it will continue - until both are pulling away. Tim's hand reaches toward the camera - a phone - and the feed ends.]

 Listen up everyone!  This is a very important poll that I need done for the SOS Brigade so I can know how to better advertise it!    [Poll #1375092][Poll #1375092]SO FILL IT OUT AND WRITE YOUR ANSWERS IN HERE!  NOW!  GET TO IT!
((ooc: Oh dear lord, I am slow, I will try to get to all the tags in a timely manner, please bare with me))

So the heating crisis for the apartment is solved. I had to sell that new couch, because fucking Haine refused to let me get rid of the old one by gunpoint. I don't know why the fuck he's so protective of it. Or why the fuck did I actually listen to him. So now I have heat again!

Sad thing is, I only have enough to buy Chinese take out and five packs of smokes. Maybe some condoms and a beer if I am lucky, too. That means I need more jobs. Yes. Jobs. Haine and I can do a lot of random shit, so just ask and all that.

I NEED THE MONEY FOR FUCK'S SAKE PEOPLE. I NEED TO GET LAID.

A hint? Don't ever, ever, let your teenage girl take you out to "upgrade" your lifestyle. One, you spend too much cash to look like a homeless person and two everyone thinks that they can crowd you when you're trying on clothes.

Seriously. Though, a hint? Pink is never a manly color. Ever.

Kids these days.

Okay, well...if I have to do this thing, I might as well make it fucking, like, useful or something.

[Poll #1375235]

This is weird. I try searching for music online, and every single hit I get comes back with this site. Google the Ramones? Bam. Something about ducks. The Killers? Same thing. What is this place? How on earth does this have to do with music, and why is it coming up on Google repeatedly? As far as I can tell, this isn't a music downloading site. It's some weird community with a lot of...weird...stuff going on. It's a little frustrating, seriously.

Course, out of curiosity, here I am. My names Sam. Hello, hello.

Now, can someone maybe direct me to a search engine that isn't busted? Maybe I should try Yahoo.

The lion shit was totally ridiculous haaainey, Badou we're not taking jobs from Cross again. I don't even care how much he's paying. stop ignoring me hainey, i know you're listening

...alright this is a major problem what's that hainey? Stop it, seriously what the fuck is this thing even doing? Why is he talking? fuck if i know hainey but its extremely fucking convenient. its too bad for you, now you can't hide me like you always do. now everyone gets to hear how fucked in the head poor hainey is.

I'm not even touching the fucking keyboard how is he doing this? i told you i don't fucking know. but i'm not fucking complaining. its been a while since we talked hainey. i missed you. i don't like it when you ignore me. its. fucking. rude. and we don't want to be rude do we?

Shut up. mmm no. no not this time. sorry hainey. try again? SHUT UP STOP IT. aww is hainey upset. i'm sorry. maybe you should man the fuck up. how about that? stop being such a fucking coward all the tim
[\\unexpected-stystem disconnect; error code 895x82]

[[ooc: italics are Haine's second personality and Haine busted up the computer.]]

How do you know what you want...?

A question for the general public -

Is it okay to go back on something you resolved not to do?

Here's the deal. We need unbiased opinions on which pair of underwear is better, and a certain person's girlfriend is not an unbiased opinion. So people here can vote. Who has the better flame underwear?

( Not cut IC. )

[Poll #1375319]

((OOC: Picture scribbled with some references.))