I need a quick world hop to Axl's world please. I can work out a payment if you want.

Anybody who knows Rufus ShinRa knows he's a bastard.

Anybody who knows Rufus ShinRa knows he's not this much of a bastard. And he started acting this way after he broke up with Dark. I don't know details, so don't ask me. Not sure I want to know.

Who wants to help me get him and Dark back together so we can have our lovable jerk back?

((... despite his tone, he's actually genuinely worried for them both :3))

what do ya get for a guy that ya don't really like, but gotta pretend ta keep your body parts from fallin off that's "got everything", can destroy ya with a blink of an eye (literally) and is on his way to be a god?

and all the while created your ass


I ask only because; I'm sure theres gotta be some one out there thats good at this shit.
I got three goddamn days people.




[[OOC: Aizen's birthday is in three days and someone may or may not have a lot of kissin' ass to do xP
obviously, replies are Anon *nod* though I'm not sure why he bothers XD]]

To the person who healed me, I thank you. If I had drawn my sword a second earlier that wouldn't have been nessecary.

Now I come to the community on a mission. I need relaxation techniques, not for myself. For San. This is getting a tad out of control. She, if she's going to be in human company, needs to learn how to keep her temper under control. By that, I mean face-to-face. She's safe on the community but I don't want to risk anyone.

[locked to Azula]

Your Highness, those guns might be a little later than you expected. My apologies. Something came up.

Oi, dramadramaduck. Just a little something about our very own Miss Mariya Shidou.

[Locked from Mariya | Unhackable]

[Video flicks on. A little girl in a white bikini is playing at the beach — she can't be more than 10 or twelve, and she looks exactly like Mariya. Tourists speaking English pass, they're somewhere in Europe. She waves to the camera and the person holding it laughs, if a little mockingly.


After a few seconds of basically pointless home-video content, a seven or eight year old boy runs by and tugs the girl's bikini-top strings. Everything is revealed. It takes a moment before the girl becomes completely red and lets out a squeal. The camera falls and the camera man can be heard laughing loudly in the background.]

Cross is being a total jerk and won't give me any more money, someone take me shopping!

Now then. Who else have I promised to visit lately?

Hey. Figured some of you would appreciate an update. Minatsuki lost the battle; she was out cold for a while but she's up now, we'll both be fine. Except for that damn punishment game...

And I know that looked pretty bad, but... she's not evil. She's just been through a lot. Can't believe we've both been here for weeks, if only I hadn't been paranoid enough to lock my connection from the rest of the prison... I promised a couple of people an explanation, so go ahead if you have anything to ask.

You're pretty full of criminals, DramaDramaDuck.

I was wondering if any of you would consider being hired as a warning to Michael Trinity.  I am not asking to kill him--just scare him.  Money is no question.  If we reach an agreement, I will reveal my identity and pay in half.  Upon completion of the task, you will receive the rest of the sum.


[This is what you get for messing with his friends, perverted bastard >|]

Don't mind me.. I'm just bored at work. This isn't a Claire Redfield "How to" video, just one I found interesting.

The oddest thing happened today in my room.  One of the people who care for me came in to the room.  He spoke in a soft voice and kept looking back at the door to the room.  There was a piece of paper he wanted me to read and kept waving around in front of my face.  He went on about an exclusive deal, and lot of something that he seemed to feel was very important called money and a big fat cheque.  I think he was scared of this cheque and wanted me to take it from him.  A doctor came in and asked him what he was doing, and the paper quickly disappeared and he hurried out of the room.  The doctor wanted to know what he was showing me but I didn't understand it anyways and withdrew inside myself to wait for the understanding to fill.

I didn't really understand everything that he was saying.  I've tried to replay the conversation in my head but the words just don't seem to fit.  I had hoped someone here might be able to explain.  What was this exclusive that he was talking about? and why was he so afriad?

Curiosity is going to kill me - please don't, by the way - but what does everyone do for a living?

I know that there are some doctors on the community, some that know what to do more than others, and others are scientists. What are your specialties and what do you have your degree in?

Hey, Ducks that looks really weird... They're people, not ducks

I've been hearing about this a lot, and I don't get it.

What's school?  Why are reading and writing and stuff so important?  Do you really ever use it outside of the community?

Lots of people are asking questions today, so I thought I could ask one, too! Just a second, I have to remember what it was....

Oh! I remember now! It's a good thing I write everything down. So, my question is...

What did you want to be when you grew up? And are you that, now that you are grown up? Do you like it? Me? Well, when I was really, really little, I wanted to be a detective, like my older sister! But, now that I'm older, I want to be a scientific investigator! And I'll be one, soon! Someday soon! Just a few years from now!

Looks like I missed a bunch of new people coming in. I was swamped with finals, but everything's done and all that's left is graduation in June. Pretty crazy that I'm done.

But anyways, I figured I should say hey to all the new people. I'm Suze Simon, one of the more sane people roaming around this place. Nice to meet you, and welcome to the crazy.

Chuck, you must be fanboying your little heart out.