foolsSTUDENTS

As the professor of English Literature at this fine establishment, I must impart to you the fullest possible knowledge of my legend!

The lecture will be lasting five hours and there will be no tea breaks except for me since I must always have my tea and only heroes may have tea breaks and naturally since not a single one of you is as heroic as I am, I will be the only one having tea!

AS SUCH, DO NOT BE LATE TO THE LESSON.

[[16TH HERE 8D]]

[Marked for the attention of English students, but open to anyone.]

Those of you in my class, you do have that 1500-word essay due by the end of Tuesday next week. The handouts are in my office, if you've lost yours - remember, you can find the relevant Donne poetry in chapter 10 of the textbook. If you want to bring in any of his other work, feel free, just make sure to reference where you got it.

If anyone needs any help, you know where to find me. I know it's asking a lot in the run-up to Christmas, but look at it this way - at least it's not a five-hour lecture, right?

((ENGLIT STUDENTS IN MR DYLANDY'S CLASS: your essay is 'Compare any two or more of Donne's poems, focusing on the use of imagery and metaphor.' Specifically given because Donne is full of sexual imagery, so it's an interesting topic for the class.....and because he has a hope that JUST MAYBE Michael and Nena will actually do the work this time.

ETA: JUNIORS WORK: ESSAY, IT'S BEEN SET FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS NOW. SOPHOMORE WORK: WRITE UP DISCUSSION POINTS FOR A CLASS DEBATE ON WHO DESERVED THE INSPECTOR'S VISIT THE MOST IN 'AN INSPECTOR CALLS'. SENIORS: SHORT STORY - ONLY PROMPT IS 'SCIENCE FICTION'.))

I sincerely apologize to anyone i've spoken to for more than ten minutes, please do your best to avoid Mr. Kerr.

Chess Club
Meetings are still Thursday, unless someone has a complaint? Again?

Does anyone have the assignment for History? I can't seem to find my planner where I have it written down in.

Mr Excalibur's brain is in danger. Explosive narcissism could have deadly consequences. I have gathered evidence. Mr Excalibur should be removed. Do not inflate his ego or his hat. Where is the nurse?

The psychology assignment is done.

In my latest post someone complained a lot of people complained but that's not the point about how most of the time you only see women as examples. Well, now I am going to explain the difference between a man and someone that I can't really describe with words but it's not a man for sure.

This thing also called Brows or less commonly England, is not a man. Just take a look at his Boss. What the hell seriously..that clothes... He looks like a French or something. Disgusting. That shouldn't surprise me much considering that Brows was raised by this French perv over here. Ja, he's a man. I apologize for torturing your poor innocent eyes.

And now let's play attention to my awesome boss here. Not that's a real man. powerful, strong, wise, a total kick ass. No wonders he deserve and awesome nation like me.

[ooc: Because the comm likes to mess with Prussia too, the last pic was supposed to be this one, but it was changed to the one of him being paternal with lil Germany. Feel free to mock him. The first man is George III, king of England, and the second man is Frederick II of Prussia.]

Tutoring schedules are up on the Library bilboard.

Fuu Hououji, has Tuesdays, and Thurdays, 5 to 7 p.m., and I'll be covering Mondays, and Wednesdays at the same times. So, same time, same place.
If you've signed up for peer help, please remember to bring your syllabus, and textbooks with you!

If you're unable to show up at the library for whatever reason, then leave a message here, and we'll see if we can't set up another time, and place outside school.


((OOC: Tags as soon as I sleep ♥ I live \o/!....At work D: ))

Who’s the responsible for the new uniform of the cheerleader's team? I want to have a word with him and it's not going to be nice. Look:

( Like, seriously )

The duck is supposed to go on the back, and the front was supposed to have the whole name, Dramadramaduck, not DDD.

It looks ridiculous, they expect us to go around wearing this? Ugh, the incompetence.

For those of you in my class, this week is your final chance to turn in your spreadsheets for Homework 5. I trust that Excel has become one of the many things you are all competent in.

If you missed one or more in-class projects or were too busy playing Counterstrike during class, I will make the project handouts available. All work handed in by Friday, 1 PM, will be considered on time for the semester. Note that this does not count homework assignments with due dates (HOMEWORK 1, 2, 3, 4).

In the case that you were the one who installed Counterstrike on the computers, congratulations. Your sheer wherewithal of reinstalling it the dozen times I've uninstalled it, as well as working around the faculty locks that should have prevented you from installing anything at all, is most impressive. I would be intrigued to hear a step-by-step explanation of how you managed such a feat, as it is important that these sorts of things be dealt with.

I believe that is all.

Veh, just reminding my Home Ec classes: we're making ragu alla bolognese in class today, so if you have your aprons at home, bring them!

Also, I know some people were worried about certain accidents that were happening in class where food would be set on fire? Like, all the time? So we added fire extinguishers in, er, places where fires seemed to happen the most often. Especially near the student stoves. ...so that'll be good.

And also: I'm filling in for Mr. Mendez's art classes today, so could anyone tell me what the assignments for today were?

I thought since it's the holidays, I would give a present to our most gracious principle and all our staff and students.

I present to you:

WHAT HAPPENS BEHIND CLOSED DOORS AT DDD HIGH

[Pretend that what's here is a flash game in which you play as Franzy whipping random 'students' for points. Bonus points if you hit a teacher. Includes simulated blood splatters and recorded quotes from Franzy herself. Background music? Some random domanatrix music. Bonus level is whipping Excalibur.]

And so, the work of the mysterious programmer has been presented! I will enjoy to see my thank you cards~

-Shadowcat

Just a quick reminder for everyone in my art class, but your final assignments for this semester are due in for 3pm Friday of this week at the latest. No excuses, guys, even if your last name starts with 'T' and rhymes with 'rinity'.

And in case we're not clear, as well as your final piece I need you to hand in your sketchbooks and portfolios so I can mark it all properly. The art rooms'll be open after school every day this week bar Friday so you can work on finishing up everything as well as working on it in class, so you can't say I haven't given you plenty opportunity to finish it.

Any questions?

IC EDIT: Oh, and for any of you who were signed up for Excalibur's 5-hour class tomorrow, our gracious Principal has given me leave to excuse any of you who need to come to my class. So make sure you're there, guys.

Students, I know that some of you are having a bit of trouble getting to my class because of Mr. Excalibur's extended lectures, but I urge you to skip out at the end of the first hour. He won't even notice, trust me.

To provide you with some extra incentive, we'll be having a special class this afternoon, so please make sure you show up! We'll be dissecting some very rare creatures today. If you don't come, you may never have the opportunity to see one of these magnificent creatures up close, let alone get up close and personal with their amazing and unique anatomy.

I've collected the following critically endangered creatures for today's class:
Sumatran Orangutan - Akabane Kuroudo
Red Wolf - Naoto Shirogane
Arabian Leopard - Nena Trinity
California Condor
Red-headed Vulture
Fiji Crested Iguana - Himiko
Bloody Bay Poison Frog - Rogue
Spotted Handfish - Akihiko Sanada
Daggernose Shark - Kurosaki Ichigo
Caribbean Electric Ray - Dietrich von Lohengrin
And as a special treat - a baby Humpbacked Whale!

I'd like everyone in my class to sign up here with the creature they want to dissect. I think we'll need a couple for the whale, so feel free to team up. Four is probably the minimum we'll need for that one.

Bonjour!

Just a note for my French Class students:
Sorry about my absense last week, my dear students. Small family emergency, you know how it is. I trust you treated the substitute well? I know she forgot to assign homework, but no one reminded her! For shame everyone. I guess I should learn not to expect better of you...

Anyway! Because you didn't get it last week, your assignment is this (Pretend this is in french, kay?). It's a wonderful Victor Hugo poem, in French of course. Just have it memorized by the end of the week so you can recite it in class. And before anyone asks, no, you can't have the poem with you while you're supposed to be reciting it.



Now, to everyone else...what's this I'm hearing about a five hour lecture? Because it appears to overlap one of my classes! I will not be accepting that as an excuse for missing class, students.

- Madame Bouquet

Students and Staff -

Thank you for all the contributions to the Holiday Canned Food Drive! It is important to remember those in need over the holiday season, and any thing you can do to help is greatly appreciated.

The collection boxes are still in the music office and the cafeteria, and will be there until the end of the week.

If you are interested in donating in another form, or wish to find out more about ways that you can help the needy, feel free to talk to Student Teacher Elloran at any time.

Thank you for your help!
- Elloran

Is it true that sophomore are being required to take sex ed. this year?

...

I'm not going.

There should be a law.

[It's her free period, so she's ~*roaming the hallways*~-- feel free to interact face-to-face if you want why yes I AM making good use of the potential for open posts while we have it, why do you ask?]

For everyone in cooking, we're working on pastries and pies this week. And try not to eat anything with egg in it until after it's baked this time, got that? I don't want anything like the cookie dough fiasco.

Any young ladies not in my class are more than welcome to participate anyway. ♥

And Kaito, try to avoid burning anything this time.

Questions?

Keh! And then people wonder why the hell I skip class. The teachers just keep piling shit up on ya the closer you get to break, plus most of 'em are bat shit insane to begin with.

Just take my advice! If ya don't wanna to go class, then just don't go. Trust me, life's a whole lot easier that way.

[Oh yeah, and he'll be in human form during this, which means black hair and no puppy dog ears. So just ignore how he looks in the icons]

I'm sure that Mr. von Strangle has already put up his rules and expectation for his class- and I do have to say that like him, there are some things I won't tolerate in my class either.

However, if you at least come talk with me prior to class or afterward about why you were late or can't participate, I'll at least consider not giving you a tardy mark or deeming you've skipped.

Also- we'll be starting archery this week, so make sure to bring comfortable clothes for class. If there's anything you need, feel free to contact me any time- my door's usually open.

- Firion

The following students must report in this afternoon for detention:

Devit
Dietrich von Lohengrin
Emoticon
Ggio Vega
Gilbert Beilschmidt
Grimjoww
Hwoarang
Jin Kazama
Kaito Kuroba
Kamina
Kanji Tatsumi
Leila
Matt
Michael Trinity
Nate Grey
Nabiki Tendou
Nena Trinity
Reno
Rock Howard
Rock Light
Simon
Tyki Mikk
Setsuna F. Seiei
Sonoko Suzuki
Wanda Maximoff
Yosuke Hanamua
Ys

Failure to report in on time will result in further punishment, which may include added hours to detention, demerits, or a trip to the Principle's Office. If you believe that you have been wrongly accused, then you may submit a formal complaint to the Disciplinary Committee, and your case will be reviewed at a later time.

For those students who insist on skipping out on detention... don't even bother. I will hunt you down, and I will force you to go. As Head of the Disciplinary Committee, it's my duty to make sure that those who break the rules are punished accordingly.

[Locked to Teachers and Faculty // Unhackable]

For the more serious troublemakers, I believe we may need to begin implementing harsher punishments. It's becoming increasingly difficult to force certain students to serve in detention, and I feel that it might not be enough to deter them from their bad behavior.

Your thoughts on this matter?

((OOC: If I missed anyone, just let me know, and I'll edit your name into the list!))

This announcement is directed to those who are enrolled in my Human Anatomy course, so I do ask that you listen well.

While I am fully aware that many of you have assignments to complete for your other classes, I would like to remind you that your essays on muscle function are due at the beginning of class on Thursday. Late papers shall not be accepted, and as it is worth a good portion of your grade, it is in your best interests to turn them in on time. Also, I will give an extra reminder that the exam is on Friday, so please make sure you are all prepared for that.

I shall gladly take any questions you have, and my office hours are written in your syllabus. I am looking forward to seeing you all in class~

To avoid cluttering up the main forum, the details about the finals for my classes are available on my account here. That's my civics and modern history sections, and both introductory and intermediate Japanese. Extra credit projects are all due no later than Friday. There will be no extensions on extra credit assignments, since I handed them out a month ago.

We don't have enough sign-ups to run a criminal justice section next semester, so get your registration in if you want to take it. Just a reminder: there's a field trip to the firing range involved.

Mock trial and Model UN aren't meeting this week because of finals. We pick up again after winter break. Mock trial is visiting the District Attorney's office in January, so remember to turn in your permission slips before vacation.

[locked from students // unhackable]

We're the host school for Model UN this year, and we really need to figure out what we're doing for security. I don't want a repeat of last time.

OOC: I have no idea what's supposed to have happened last time. Presumably it was epic and the Fire Department was involved.

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[locked to Tim // hackable to administrators]

Tim, if Mr. Kerr is harassing you, you can come hide out in my classroom.

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I think that's everything. Students can always come to me with questions.

OOC ETA: All of Togusa's locks in comments are just from students. So any staff or faculty can see them. /lazy

For the sake of clarification: students in my class are NOT required to participate in duels against the Dark Arts students. If you wish to on your own, that is a different matter, but you are not obligated to.

If Ms. Eris tries to make you participate if you do not wish to, please notify me immediately.

Who else has been stopped in the hall by that glasses-wearing brat? Someone ought to do something about him. Or at least to take away that annoying whistle.

I was late to class again today because of him.


((Conan is patrolling the halls and stopping even the tiniest of school rule violations. Such as dress-code violation, running in the halls, loitering in the halls, and any other school rule in the book. He also has a whistle that he likes to blow <<))

...I would like to remind you that my office is usually open for counseling if you need it. We don't want to give Mr. Xanxus or Mr. Gavin too much stress before the holiday season. They're both relatively stressed as is.

I know I'm relatively new to this job, but experience is needed before I can get better.

Uh... Attention?

All library books are due back on Friday! We must do a routine stocktake, and there will be fines applied to books that have not been returned... Please, return them quickly!

Ah - Thank you!

As Miss Nill has informed you-but which I will remind you again just to be on the safe side, all library books are to returned by Friday for a stocktake.

On Thursday, I will be extending the library opening hours by two hours to allow any late comers to return books, and to make up for Friday's early closing.

Additionally, whilst Miss Nill is of course a fabulous help, I am still asking for volunteers to help in the library.
I am not promising that there will be very expensive chocolate for anyone who decides to help us with stocktaking, but there will definitely be very expensive chocolate in the general vicinity and if it is eaten by very nice considerate students, that would be perfectly fine by me.

Other notices:
I would like to say this to whomever felt the urge to Do What They Did with that jar of mayonnaise: It was not funny, and you will be found out.

Whomever wrote 'I love Mister Lucifer' in the margin of 'Spider's Web 13', I appreciate the sentiment, but please refrain from vandalising library property.

Whomever wrote 'I love Mister Vargas' in the margin of 'The Universe and How to Avoid it', I'm sure he appreciates the sentiment, but please refrain from vandalising library property.

Whomever wrote 'I love Ms Von Karma' in the margin of 'Legal Matters vol.7', I'm sure she appreciates the sentiment, but please refrain from vandalising library property.

All students, please refrain from engaging in heavy petting in the library. You know who you are. Also, please explain to me why exactly it is that most of it takes place in the Science Fiction section.

Anything that you want to be added to the notice board, please run by me here. There is a reason it has a plastic covering, and it is not for blu tacking notices onto.

Thank you for reading-
Head Librarian
Kuroro Lucifer

[Locked to Staff]
After stocktaking, I'll be making my orders for the new year. If there is anything off curriculum you'd like me to stock, just ask, and I'll see what I can do.

Albus, please warn me if any magical books you'd like are particularly lively.

((ooc:Feel free to be the culprit of any of the above!))

Will a Mr. Kaito Kuroba and Miss Aoko Nakamori please report to the counseling office immediately?

I am going to have to talk with both of you for letting your son run amok in the school, and transfer you both into parenting classes as is school policy.

You can thank Miss Sonoko for informing me of what I must have lost in the paperwork shuffle.

To the rest of the students please tell the young couple's child, if seen, to report to an administrators office to be watched over till his parents are on lunch break.


In addition; Can the Janitor or Mr. Suguru please go attend to the fire in the teachers lounge? It mysteriously started when the microwave mysteriously exploded after not warming up my lunch. Thank you.

All right. What do I gotta do to get expelled?!

I would like to offer my congratulations to our two candidates for student council president. It's a position that can be bestowed on only a very few qualified people, after all.

I was wondering, how precisely are votes going to be counted? We all want a fair election, I'm sure.

Those of you who've got Driver's Ed with me today, we're going out on the road. Split up into groups of three and meet me in the doorway nearest the school parking lot.

And we're taking my car this time, so let's treat it with some respect, yeah? This isn't one of the ancient cars the school provides us with.

...and yes, if you guys don't act up too much, maybe we'll test out the nitro I've installed and see if it works now since it's winter. If that happens though, I'M the one behind the wheel. Got it?

ANY STUDENT WHO HAS INTEREST IN
SHAKESPEARE, MAYHEM,
ANARCHISTIC COMEDIES
(OR JUST PLAIN GORE)
IS INVITED TO ATTEND
THE OPEN AUDITIONS FOR
SHAKESPEARE'S
~*TITUS ANDRONICUS*~


FRIDAY, DECEMBER 18TH, IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWING THE LAST BELL. "EXTRA CREDIT" WILL BE MADE OUT IN THE NAMES OF THOSE WHO TELL TOMMY GAVIN YOU'RE DOING IT OF YOUR OWN FREE WILL, WITHOUT ANY COERCING WHATSOEVER. IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THIS COUNTS AS COERCING, JUST TELL HIM ANYWAY AND DON'T LET HIM CONVINCE YOU OTHERWISE.

For those of you who I've already talked to, this is a mandatory meeting to finalize character choices. Tim, Nate, Devit, Vanessa, Sonoko and... Oh, I don't know. Gabriel! Yes, him too. And... I think there was somebody else, I'll give you $20 if you remind me who I've recruited into my lovely Shakespearean troupe.

EDIT: I have just been informed that Ys has also been recruited. Funny thing, I don't think I've talked to him lately. Oh well! See you there~!

I hope to see a lot of shiny, happy people, doing shiny, happy things!


((OOC: Okay basically, this is me setting up for Friday's open theater detention log. Those who actually want to try out (God help you) will be either given lines or handwaved, depending on your preference, aaand those who are in detention/mandatory attendance will be put to work like the slaves you really are. Also, "Extra Credit" may mean something more... fiscal than just a few extra credits in the course. Just. Saying.))

To all the student who attend my Dark Arts class, whatever who they are, we are going to have a tournament against the members of the magic class. Don't disappoint your teacher, you know I don't take defeating well and there's just so much people I can turn into a snail before it gets boring.

In the next class you are going to learn how to dry out the venom of an Acromantula, and no, no one said that the spider needs to be dead for that.

Dumble, dear, remember that I told you the students need to practice the new deathly spells? We are having some duels against your pathetic students this Wednesday. You all are warned.

Principle Franziska von Karma is a criminal.

We have to revolt to stop her constant torturing of the student body. Do whatever you want!

Quit going to your classes! Throw Mr. Excalibur's tea out the window! Free all the animals that we're going to kill and dissect! Pet each other in the library! Start a bonfire with the male cheerleader uniforms!

She cannot be allowed to whip us! If we do enough things then she won't be able to whip us all!

((IC explanation, Kitty has an intense sense of justice and the fact that Franzy is whipping students is pissing her off. And the holiday finals made her really stressed and she broke. ...and Rogue, you can find her and slap her out of this.))

To Students and Teachers

The holidays are approaching and already, I have seen a peak in the school's overall bad behavior. None of you are on Christmas Break yet, so I would advise offenders to cease their foolishness now. If not, you will be spending your Christmas break in mandatory detention with Ms. Kusanagi and myself. Know that the both of us do not appreciate wasting our personal time on foolish students and their foolishness, so risk at your own will.

I have created a list of students who have now been warned. If I, a teacher or a member of the disciplinary committee catch you breaking a rule more than once then you will be forced to attend these mandatory detentions as well as the ones after-school. Understood?

If you would like to negotiate, then comment here, however, any comments deemed foolish will be counted as a strike against your name. And to teachers and the disciplinary committee, if you also wish to negotiate or to add more names to the list then you may also respond.

( Click for Your Name )

( Locked to Teachers; she's pissed off at you guys too | hackable )

And to part, a few points that address certain subjects on posts I have seen:

- Pay attention in your classes. If you do not then you are missing out on vital information that may certainly be important on your tests. Do not expect your friends to be so generous with you, especially if you do not deserve it and if they are in a class ahead of you while you are required to repeat.

- If there are any more complaints on how certain students are willing to dress then I am one call away from implementing school uniforms for the entire school system. We have a reputation to uphold and anything deemed embarrassing looks badly on us as a group. Dress respectfully or you will be forced to.

- Library books are due in on Friday.

If you feel the need to respond to my message then please do so. If not, I am sure there are classes that you all need to be attending to. That is all.

Your Principal
Franziska von Karma

HEY! I heard some of you saying mean things about Tou-san! You really shouldn't! Tou-san is really nice. He's only doing his job because you all do stupid things that get you in trouble. If you behaved he wouldn't have to do anything to punish you.

So stop calling him names and talking behind his back. It's rude.

Ahem. I would like to make a public apology, towards Rukia Kukchi. I thought you would not be anywhere near the office at the time. And I will come forth eventually...

HOWEVER! It has come to my attention that there a few things going on in this school by the faculty that should NEVER be condoned. Until then, I am forced to continue my frosting bombing until at least two changes are made.

1. We would like the use of the whip to be lessen.
2. The animal dissection of endangered or almost endangered species to be stopped.
3. Every Male teacher needs to be wearing pants OR something of the sort.

I aplogize in advance for everyone that gets involved in this.

For those who left the frosting bomb for our Dean, please note that he is not amused that whoever decided to leave it for him gave it to the wrong person. As his assistant, I am highly disappointed in those who pulled this prank, as I seem to be the victim of it.

While I understand some of you may not always agree with his ways, realize that this is a warning, because the Dean does not take lightly to pranks against him or his staff well. At all. Any who are caught behind this act will be immediately given detention over the Christmas break.

There will be no exceptions to this rule.

Is there anyone else on the community who isn't affected by either working in or attending a high school?

I am starting to wonder...

Alright, which one of you, left the frosting bomb in the Assistant to the Dean of Students office?

Edit: I am on to all of you, students!

[Locked to Franziska von Karma | Hackable]

I'd like to ask your permission to install school cameras, in the rooms and hallways.


^{(Reason for the edit)}

Hey, guys.

Making fun of other students is really rude, and so is throwing stuff at them and calling them names. So... seriously, cut it out.

Just a quick note to whoever it was who dropped the miniature model of the TARDIS into my pigeonhole during lunchbreak; not that I don't appreciate the sentiment, but you know, despite what you all seem to think (and yes, I have heard that rumour and I have a good idea of who's circulating it), I probably wouldn't be able to fly it, even if I could get into it.

Ta for your attention, and while I'm here, everyone in the history class I was taking this semester, we've got a review session tomorrow, just in case any of you forgot.

Whoever wrote "Gabriel is a fag" on my locker? Yeah. Thanks. I don't know how I would have survived without you pointing this out for me.

Ugh, thank god I only have to put up with all of you for one more semester.

[ooc: Using a different journal for more icons... again :( y'all know me. And my icons.]

Well, guys, times are hard and money is low, so it's time for me to promote, promote, promote.

MARS INVESTIGATIONS IS ACCEPTING CASES!

Something (or someone) missing from your life? Need blackmail? Backgrounds checks on that special someone? Or a perky blonde with a delightful zest for life in your corner fighting for your innocence? Whatever you need, I'm here for you. In a purely professional way.

STOP!
 
STARTING!
 
FIRES!

I'm a teacher's assistant, not a fireman!

EDIT:
Because of fires, we've lost about a quarter of our soccer balls and two nets. STOP SETTING THINGS ON FIRE IT MAKES THEM BURN!