I come here today to ask you two questions that I believe are integral to the understanding of the human condition.

The first: are wet paint signs truly necessary? After all, few people are likely to touch a wall or a gate for no reason; however, as soon as a sign is placed, people are seized with an overwhelming urge to touch the paint and see if it is, in fact, wet. Does this speak to our natural curiosity, the irony of directions, or a very intelligent, very sadistic signmaker? Or perhaps it balances out-- the amount of people who would innocently lean against a wall while waiting for a bus and get paint on their jackets decrease, while the amount of people who touch a wall and merely get their fingers a little dirty increase. Is it a case of the lesser of two evils?

The second: assuming that there is a human somewhere in this vast and nonsensical universe who managed not to see the sign in time, how does one remove paint from suede?

Tomorrow, two hours before the witches begin to fly, I'll travel through the land of the volcanoes to steal the crown from its future Fire Lord.

~ Kaitou Kid ♥

((Eris plot! His target is Zuko's crown and yes my riddles suck. All replies anon, ip untraceable, etc etc))

Okay, I'll admit I was a bit worried about this whole game idea... That was until I saw the armour. Apparently it's indestructible and with my far more polished fencing skills I'm sure I'll be able to slay whatever beast that woman throws at me. All for a golden fleece? Well... we'll see what happens. At least this way I can get another Babylon Candle for Yvaine. It'll save her wandering around on her own. It'll save me from worrying.

Oh, Yvaine? Yeah, sorry I didn't tell you sooner but I'll be away for a while. I've made a bargain with someone. Nobody to worry about just... a generous lady. And there's a way home for you at the end of it. But don't worry, she's provided everything I need. I'll be back before you know it and you can go straight home after meeting Victoria. Isn't that good news?

Let the pirates know where I am and I promise, I'll be back before they land. I won't leave you stranded, don't worry. And if for whatever reason they do land before I return please don't just go wandering off somewhere. Okay? Got it? Good.

I better get ready for the trip.

Love is in the air, isn't it? I think it's a little time to see who you think people belong with! It's always a lot of fun to see people blush ♥

So, reply here with your username and people will tell you who they think you should be in a relationship with.

{ ooc; IC SHIPPING MEME. if your character wishes to go anonymous, just put [ANON] in the title. ALSO, iheartmrquackles is a username that is not associated with Cain. ♥ please don't call him out on it? }

Bein' in Soul Society and learning how to kick ass is fun and all, but a man's gotta spread his wings an' show the world his stuff!  Learning's no good if you don't ever use it, right?  SO I'M GONNA TRAVEL!

LISTEN, DRAMADRAMADUCK!  THE GREAT KAMINA-SAMA'S IS GIVIN' YOUR WORLD THE PRIVILEGE OF HIS PRESENCE!

YOU BETTER GET READY!  NOW GIMME SOME PLACES TA SEE AN' CLAIM IN THE NAME OF THE DAI-GURREN-DAN!