Thinking Giles is taking the phrase "bored to death" a little too far. Starting to wonder if I should start making bets on how long before disaster strikes.

[ There seem to be a lot of people here familiar with magic, so she's not going to really hold back on this too much. ]

Giles bought the nearby magic shop. I guess it'll be a nice place for everyone to hang out. Definitely roomy. Anyway, question for the masses: Ever gotten so bored you did something completely impulsive or is it just a mid-life crisis thing?

{OOC: Canon movin' yay.}

[The video starts with Caterina filing her nails at her desk. It's very late into the evening (or early into the morning) and Caterina is clearly not in the best mood. Her voice is soft and light as she addresses the feed.] 

Curious, isn't it? We cheat this place out of having a virus and it goes down temporarily. I wonder if it's a coincidence or we struck a blow to whoever controls this site. I sincerely hope it is the latter. It would be nice if all the annoyances learned their place every once in a great while.


( locked to Azula )

 [The video flickers on and it shows Kouji's face, looking surprised at whatever may be in the distance. He is kneeling and there are definite battle wounds all over him, indicating that he had just been in a fight. There is a bright light coming off from the side of the camera, it is not quite clear what it is, even to him.]

Could it be-...

[A voice from the rear starts up, telling him that the Digivice is reacting to something. He glances down at the camera, no, he was looking right at his Digivice. By his expression it's clear that he doesn't even know this video is being recorded at the moment. The light grows brighter, and the camera shifts slightly as Kouji stands up. He points the Digivice to the light, knowing what he must do-]

Beast Spirit! 

[The light grows brighter as the Spirit is sent towards him, the video is pure white for a few seconds before fading and showing Kouji's determined face.]



[Kouji will respond to any messages, after he's reverted back to being a human.]

[No one will be able to worldhop in. Dexter is in his car, the community recording him from somewhere on the dash.]

I like to think I have a good sensibility of 'irony.' But I also think our kidnappers missed the mark.

Rita, if you're there: I'll get them back. [cut out!]

[Remember this?]

( Here, have it again! )

I did not think that I would come back here and yet, here I am. So, still crazy as usual?

I'm looking for some people, maybe you can help me out. Their names are Shiro, Itsuki, Azula and someone named Lilith or Caterina, I don't remember which is which. I just know that I need to have words with them.

[ for once, let's have a deliberate video post! Finn grins at the camera - he's sitting on the floor in what looks to be his living room with his laptop propped up on the coffee table ]

Guys, check it out! I'm teaching Slushie a new trick!

[ aside ] C'mon boy, sit up. [ and said dog pops into view with a bark. Finn turns away and there's a rustling as he grabs a dog treat, then he holds his hand just above Slushie's head ] Okay, just like we practiced. [ he's trying to get Slushie to balance the treat on his nose but the dog is more interested in just taking the treat out of his hand ]

No-- c'mon Slushie, you can do this. Hey--! [ Slushie: 1, Finn: 0. Slushie crunches the treat up, then looks up expectantly for another ] Okay, we'll try it again. [ except the same thing happens again. And again. ]

Slushie! [ he looks back at the camera ] He did it earlier, I swear. Like five times. [ Slushie barks, staring at Finn's hand, and Finn looks back at him ] No, you don't get another one until you do the trick. Look, it's not that hard. [ and then Finn's balancing a cookie on his own nose. He jerks his head to flip the cookie into the air, which he then catches in his mouth, looking pleased with himself. He talks through the mouthful- ] See, 's easy!

[ unfortunately Slushie's now bored of this game, and after cocking his head at Finn, he turns and trots out of the living room ]

[ Cue some very primal tribesmen turning the camera this way and that and saying things in a very native language. They drop it once. Scream at it. Poke it with a spear. There's a ripping sound---
--and Jack can be heard in the background wincing rather loudly. All the tribesmen freeze and the camera turns over to him. He's looking at his nails, keeping a serious face, and pretending that sound definitely didn't come from him.

Oh and he's on a throne.
That may have bones in it
And people are bowing at his feet.
He's also wearing a crown.
Really. ]

Par? [ motions for them to hand the camera over ] Mon... rah duckie icky-bickie. Con se se alamarah. [ They do nothing until he drags a finger along his neck ] Bleh. [ it get handed over rather quickly and turned off ]

It was my birthday this weekend, but I was like waaaay too busy to post! I have tons of important things going on, you know!

But I'm here now, so everyone had better congratulate me and send me presents~!