Hey, Itsuki said you liked Shark Week so when I saw this earlier, I just had to share it.

-- ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering DramaDramaDuck [DDD] --
-- ectoBiologist [EB] is now video chatting with DramaDramaDuck [DDD] --

[John can be clearly seen wearing some kind of weird green suit, and as for where he is... Well, he's obviously not at home any more. He's in some weird glowing land with no visible sky and yes, those rivers are all made of oil! Gross. He looks pretty excited about it, though.]

Guys, I found my planet!! Isn't this cool? Okay, all the oil is kind of gross and this place is actually a little spooky, but there are these massive salamanders and stuff and they're like my consorts or something? Anyway, this is the Land of Wind and Shade! Oh, and get this - I'm the Heir, hahaha! I have no idea what I am Heir of yet, but I have some kind of special duty, I guess.

And Terezi is helping me out, too! She says these parts are boring, so she's taking me to a short-cut that will be better. I am in her capable troll hands, heheh.

[Those capable troll hands will get him killed in a few minutes. Ignorance is not always bliss!]

Hey, DDD, I have a romance question! How can two people be fighting all the time and act like they hate each other, but be dating too? I mean, Karkat just told me to tell Terezi about a "candlelight hate date" and I was like, what the hell is that? Because I'm pretty sure they're supposed to be boyfriend and girlfriend. Can you even do that??

[ There are two women working on trying very carefully to examine something in what appears to be a huge pile of compressed metal. Doctor Brennan walks up behind them with a bucket, very quietly, then dumps the contents of the bucket into the metal and looks up at the two women. ]

I was going to say that I had an accident over here, but I don't like lying.

You dumped a bucket of domestic beetles over this work of art. They'll strip the flesh off our victim in no time.

[ Bones is nodding. ] Within 30 hours. [ A pause. ] Am I fired?

Au contraire. Remind me of this moment around Christmas bonus time.

I'm in!

Good work, Miss Wick. [ Brennan and Cam head over to Daisy's side and look at the screen on the endoscope. ]

Well we could've been here hours ago if Doctor Saroyan would have given me the endoscope sooner.

Thanks for that.

There's too much flesh to get an idea of the bone damage.

Thirty hours. [ And Brennan walks away, sounding somewhat smug about her achievement. ]

{OOC: Canon move to S4E8, The Skull in the Sculpture. Actual lines from episode, Bold is Dr. Camille Saroyan and Italic is Daisy Wick. Replies will be ICly about an hour or so later. Would've done a video post but FOX is real good about cockblocking Bones clips that aren't drowned by really shitty music.}

We're having a picnic tomorrow. It's a really big day in general. I'm too excited to talk about it, but I can't decide what to wear.

[He holds up two outfits. ( hiding hideous clothes )]

Which do you think I should wear?

[OOC: All of his clothes are that crazy.]

Hey, you fuckin' petty assholes have to be useful for something, right?

I need a body. A male one. It can't be dead, like it's gotta be someone no one will miss, in good health and shit like that, and pretty young. Teenager's okay, but early twenties is ideal.

I can pay.

Ducks? I know this is the internet, but there has to be something better to talk about than that.

Just tell me how to get rid of this, I'd rather be doing something useful with my time.

Community, this is a public service announcement. Don't tell, Zim totesnormal about world hopping. You see he's an Irken who's determined to take over the Earth and destroy the humans!

[His script loops around a bit, and is written neatly, as if every word is chosen carefully before it's put to the parchment.]

I'd quite like my transfiguration notes back now, thank you.

'Tis a strange book that I have come across. Words appear on the pages before my very eyes. It makes me wonder what magic is in it and for what purpose.

I sense no fel power from it, so it cannot be a trick from Isaac.