( Part One: In which 'stabbing the shoopuff' is not a metaphor )

( Part Two: In which some memories are regained. )

[OOC: Jecht has returned to where he first entered DDD, canon-wise, so he's regained all his memories of his previous time here. The two parts are a couple hours apart. As always, I apologize for his language.]

Do you ever think that if there's something you don't think you can change, that you actually can change it? That maybe...why else would you know about it, unless you were supposed to?

[Tidus shakes his head, ending the thought. He smiles.] I guess none of that matters as long as I make sure Yuna beats Sin! Then, we'll throw a party bigger than any ever seen in Zanarkand! But not here. [He motions at the scenery of the Moonflow.] We'll come back here. To see it at night. It sounds real pretty. [He starts to walk backwards, waving his hands.] So much has happened, in such a short amount of time. Met up with Auron again, but he's just as cryptic as ever. We saw this uh...weird lightning temple! It was awesome, the rocks actually floated from it! What else? We're going to ride a giant shoe soon...

[He trips while walking, falls, ending the video]

The virus is over, right? Good. I can finally ask a question.

Right, so... this is aimed at you weird alien geeks, I guess. The ones who type like black just isn't good enough for you. A while ago, one of you - I think it was the green one - posted some business about your alien relationships, and one sort of stuck out in my head. Not for any particular reason!... Just because it's something pretty human that we don't have a word for, I guess. What was it called again...

Ach, right, moirywhelps. Or something like that.

Do you think it's something that we Earth people - and from other worlds too, I suppose - can have, or do you need to type like a complete $paz to get it?

... Also, it's completely platonic, right?

[The feed turns on to relative silence. There may be the background noise of wilderness (you know, crickets, winds the occasional bigfoot) but it faint enough to go unnoticed by most.

Ferb has been trying all afternoon, between pirate adventure, to fix the video of his computer but it seems that he is still very much stuck on voice.]

This virus is strange.

[After a pause he repeats the message in French, Japanese, German, Martian, Dolphin, Gaelic and Spanish]

(ooc: Yeah, Ferb can't communicate with stares and gestures nor can he see them. Video posts will be automatically voice on his end. Black screen with only audio sort of thing.

And yes he can speak Dolphin :|)

I'm sorry. I hate to bother you again after everything you've done, but I'm afraid the situation has grown more complicated.

If I understand what Arthur taught me, if you die in a dream, you wake up. Correct? What happens if a projection dies in a dream?

[ Yuri again! She finally managed to score a laptop from one of the NPCs, so she's actually sitting with it in her lap, in a folding chair, in what appears to be an infirmary, looking extremely confident. ]

As many of you already know, I'm rebelling against God. I'm starting to gather teammates now, but since most of you aren't in this world I've decided to start up multiple rebellions. If you're dead or have a problem with God, you can obviously offer yourself for the cause, but I'd like to focus now on rebelling against this community for now.

Don't worry, I don't want to shut it down or anything, but it does some pretty annoying things sometimes. If we start messing with it enough it'll start changing its ways won't it? Especially you science-types who are all content to document what it already does instead of see what you can do! [ She's got a smile on. Confident, a little bit like she's ready to start a panic. ]

So, who wants to see if we can provoke the community into doing something new? I'm taking early recruitment starting-- [ Pause. Wait for it. ] Now!