( Kefka vs Scratch, round 3: tw for decapitation )

 

Your hair is.....

Pink (like candy floss!)
Brown (like chocolate!)
Blondae (have more fun!)
Gold (like gold! Shiiiiiny!)
Purple (like..... purple!)
Black (like a not starry sky!)
White (like teeth!)
Green (like me!)
Blue (like the sky!)
Red (flamey!)
Orange (like lava!)
Silver (like a nickel.... sob... Philip...)
Pink with purple polka dots (wheeee!!!!)
Black and white stripes (zebras!)
Rainbows!!! (searches for gold....)
Hair! (Duh!)

I thought I was going to lose this community forever. Seriously. My computer was doing some weird crap, then I saw the ducks, and everything was okay again.

So, here I am.
And you know what you missed? Right? My birthday!

The big two-two. That's pretty scary right? I know. Considering I've been here since I was oh, nineteen. 
So I'm an old man now. But I don't have cancer, or any weird disease. So I think I'm doing okay.

I sort of missed you all. Okay, okay. I said it, happy? 

I won't ask for presents (because I'm mature now , see?) but feel free to send me things anyway. Like cigarettes. It's cold outside, and I don't want to leave my shithole of an apartment.

French's nice, but I'll be taking Spanish class from now as-well.

Our new Spanish teacher at McKinley, ladies and gentleman:

( man, such a smile )

A pity that Blaine missed him, but once his eye surgery is over I'm sure he will enjoy the view.