[Hello, everyone. There is a man wearing glasses and drinking what looks like coffee while he reads a newspaper. Dangling from his mouth is a cigarette that looks like it may be on its last legs. He must be new here.

He goes to turn the page and pauses a moment.

What?]

Eh? [He leans in a bit.]

What is this supposed to be?

[He calls over his shoulder.]

Oi! Which one of you dumbasses put this shit over here?

*Nagisa is sitting on a park bench eating takoyaki. This isn't altogether surprising. She's usually happier when she's doing it, though. Instead, she looks around at the trees and happy people, sighs, and shakes her head, looking down at her food.

The video cuts out.*

[There's a small boy sitting on a bed, staring at the camera. Sometimes the camera moves a bit- like swaying... it's kind of odd.]

Oohh... what's this? It's like another little world I can see...! Navi- can all fairies do this, or is it just you? I mean, I just got a fairy so I have no clue but...

If you're a special fairy then I definitely need to go rub it in Mido's stupid face! He'll be so jealous!

[ the feed comes on, showing Morrigan standing in the middle of her room in her castle. there are creatures dressed as butlers around her; one carrying a tray, one with a towel, and another with roses ]

I'm not pleased with any of these at all!

[ she's got a cupcake in her hand right now and glares at all of them ]

Do you think... Do you honestly think that these things will help me "feel better"? Especially on this holiday?!

You're -- You're an idiot! You're all idiots!!

[ crushing it in her hand, she throws it at all of them. they try to explain that it wasn't their idea and she won't have it. she throws herself on her bed while the sounds of crying are probably heard. the video cuts out then as the creatures go to try to comfort her ]