[As the feed cuts to the on position the community is greeted by an image of this woman...not particularly dazzling, especially while wearing spectacles you know your grandma used to wear. She also seems to be a little bit on the frazzled side as is not uncommon with the new and the blessedly benighted community members.]

Oh darn!

[She gives her computer screen a little slap which results in the screen going dark for a second before coming back into focus.]

Shoot, shoot, shoot...I didn't mean it, don't die on me now! I'm sure that wouldn't impress Mr. Shreck...breaking the equipment...

[She scrubs her hands over her face looking slightly panicked and frustrated.]

Not even here for a week and already I'm messing up the programs and the equipment, Selina you're such a deep fried corn dog...a thousand things to do...something was just bound to go wrong. That's the law of probability, right?

[Once the self-loathing has a chance to pass through her system the woman, Selina, sits back in her chair exhaling slowly. It seems as though she's pulling herself together...somehow.]

Hoookay girl, get it together, there's bound to be a computer maintenance man on one of these floors...I mean, huge corporations usually have things like that, right? Right...so you [pints a finger decidedly at the screen]...don't go anywhere, not that you'll hear any arguments from me if you do.

[And soon enough she can be seen flipping through a Rolodex...this was before the days of those handy cellphone things and other computerized organizational equipment.]

[The video opens to a shot of the torso of a man in a black suit. He gestures, pointing as he talks to someone]

Naw, naw, don't give me none of that bullshit, T. What I tell you 'bout messin' with them Ditroxans, man? I told you they was gonna toss yo ass in the Hudson but did y'all listen to me? Naw. You had to go in all [his voice drops into a mocking baritone] Now don't tell me, Jay, I know what I'm doing. [His voice raises to its normal register and he waves an arm, dismissing the other man] Now get yo dumb ass home and take a shower 'cause... damn.

[He sighs and plops down in his computer chair, shaking his head and muttering to himself]

Don't know the difference between an arm and a... [He spots the video feed and his eyes get wide] The hell?

[He hits a few keys on the keyboard. Nope. it isn't going away.] Q? Girl, you been messin' with my computer, again?

[He looks around, but gets no response. Making a frustrated noise he hits the keys harder this time... as if that's going to make a difference.]

Frank? Frank! What I tell you 'bout playin' with my station, man? If you been usin' my webcam in those nasty-ass chatrooms again, I swear...

[The video starts out with the closeup of someone's violet eyes, peering into the camera. Then she leans back, revealing a girl in a school uniform with long, purple hair. She turns and calls over her shoulder.] Kensou! It's working now! [A reply of muffled words is heard, sounding like a male voice with his mouth stuffed full of food. She turns back to the camera and smiles cheerfully.] Hello, everyone! I'm Athena! Some of you might recognize me from the King of Fighters tournaments. I'm happy to be here, talking to you!

...Actually, I'm not sure where "here" is. This thing just sort of popped up randomly. Either way, I'll do a bit more digging to find out about this place.

Reply here and I'll get back to you! [She winks at the camera.]

[ The view opens up to a young man's confused expression. ] Uh...this isn't the game I bought... [ A frustrated groan, and the camera begins shaking. He hits it lightly, before staring into it. Behind him, some small lockers and be seen, and the light of the sun shines through a window right next to him. As he puts whatever it is he's holding down, it becomes apparent he's sitting at a desk, and wearing a typical black high school uniform. Only, his sleeves are rolled up, with black gloves on his hands, the outline of a sun imprinted on each of them. ]

Tsk. Shit. [ The sound of the bell could be heard, along with the voices of students returning to their seats. He put one hand behind his head, moving the other towards the camera. ]

I didn't buy a stupid game about ducks. [ And with that, the view turns off. ]

[ Replies ICly to come a few hours later ]

I count myself lucky that I wasn't effected by the virus that was going around. Feeling other people's feelings would definitely be unpleasant. I have too much to do without worrying about something someone else is concerned about. Besides, it would have been annoying if I got an idiot's feelings.

Anyway, I need to go to practice before our show. With any luck, there won't be much that needs improvement. Before I go, I'll leave you all with a question I'd like your opinions on.

If there was something that you knew you were good at, perhaps even perfect at, how do you take criticism? I've been thinking about this for a while. Your answers might help me out.

[ filtered from the glee cast ]

So I need a favour, or some help. For graduation I'd like to get a world-hop, for me and my friends. Since I don't know who to ask why not here?

So who can do them, and what do I need to do?

[ Yeah, she's never done this before but she's expecting there's a price ]

And if you know Rachel Berry, Santana Lopez, Finn Hudson, Kurt Hummel, Brittany Pierce, Sam Evans, Jesse St. James, Dave Karofsky or Sebastian Smythe [ Especially that weasel ] don't tell them? It's a surprise. [ Except for you, Meercat, no invite for you ]