[ hey, look! it's everyone's favourite jailbird making a video appearance. ]

Hey. I've got two things to say, so shut up and listen for five minutes before you all end up distracted by some bullshit like a bunch of retarded kids. Okay?

[ she holds up one finger. ] Firstly, Halloween's coming up, isn't it? So, let's start taking bets on what the community's gonna do to fuck around with us this year. I'm saying we get stuck in a bunch of different types of horror movies. Slashers and stuff, you know? But then again, I'm not a Westerner, so there are probably Halloween traditions and stuff I don't know about.

Come on, make a guess. We've only got thirty days left.

And two - [ she holds up a second finger. ] If I started a serious DDD Fight Club, which of you losers would join in? I'm not saying 24/7, I've got a prison life of my own to lead here, but maybe it'd meet up once a month. Cross took me to one once and then I watched that movie, so I could make it work. No powers or anything, just straight out brawls.

If any stupid asshole even jokes about saying, "the first rule of Fight Club is," I'll personally worldhop over to you and punch you in the dick and/or cunt. Just tell me if you're interested or not, 'cause I'm dying for a fight.

That's all. It'd be nice if you could answer before you all go back to being drooling idiots, but I'm not holding out hope here. Just do your best.