[Bowser sits on his throne with the Star Rod in one hand and what looks like a barbecued turkey leg in the other.  Between sentences, he's happily taking large bites out of the drumstick.]

(with mouth full) Sho, ah've got the Shtar Rod, and it'sh aweshome.  (swallows) I can do anything with this thing!  I mean, check it out!  (motions to the window and takes a bite)

[The camera operator walks to the window, and we're treated to a breathtaking view of the Mushroom Kingdom, far below.  There is a rather large crater near a pond.  Those with higher-resolution monitors, a keen eye for detail, and a shocking familiarity with the Mushroom Kingdom would notice that that crater is exactly where Peach's Castle used to be.]

(swallows) Not only is my castle flying, but it's got Peach's Castle right on top of it!  (bite of drumstick) She'sh up vere right now.  Ah'm gon' go shee 'er in a few minnush. (swallows)

Yeah, it's a good day to be me...

[End of vlog post.  Immediately after posting it, Bowser reappears on the community in video chat.]

Hello, everyone. [She'll never really get all that used to this video stuff so she'll open it like she was just running into everybody.]

I have something to ask, today. I'm collecting supplies for someone and if you have any to spare, it would be a great help. It doesn't have to be anything large, anything you might take camping would be useful.

I would also need a world hop, if anyone has the time. I do have a little money, though I don't know if you can use it in your world. I can pay in other ways, if you'd prefer.

How much is somebody influenced by their culture and their species and how much can they break away from it?

To use a random example, are all angels dicks? Because I've never met an angel who wasn't one.

[You are greeted by a view of a vast desert known as the Death Frontier, and with it, you see Rose fighting what appears to be a giant scorpion. One that is big enough for her to ride, if it wasn't trying to kill her, that is. It had gotten too close to Ulara, thus she went out to take care of the problem.

She's doing a good job dodging the stinger at the end of the tail and the large claws, but it is making it difficult for her to get in close for a strike. The sword she is using appears to be normal, rather than using the Dragon Buster, which just looks like a hilt hanging from her belt.

The beast's claw comes around and she brings her sword up to block it, but, at the same time, the tail comes down. She tries to move out of the way, but the stinger catches upper left arm, cutting through the leather of her armor. Her attempt to dodge also left an opening for the scorpion to get a hold of her sword with its claw and snapping the blade.]

Blast it!

[She jumps back, and tosses what's left of the sword to the side, since it was useless now. She grabs the of the Dragon Buster, not taking the time to look at her wound, and its flame like blade appears.

The scorpion advances and the tail comes down again. Rose brings up the sword, and slices right through the tail, cutting off the stinger, causing the beast to screech in pain and back away. Rose follows quickly, cutting off one of its claws.

It doesn't take much longer to get closer to finally slay the beast. Once the scorpion collapses, finally dead, she examines the wound on her arm, left by the stinger. She cringes some, and if you look closely, the edges of the wound look a bit green, possible from poison. She puts the Dragon Buster away and uses her free hand to cover the wound, before walking away. The video ends there.]

[The camera seems to be sitting on a desk inside Peach's bedroom. Bowser bursts through the door. Neither Peach nor Bowser seem to be aware of the camera.]

Bowser: (cheerfully) Hey, darlin', how about a tour of the castle? It's had a lot of changes since you were here last.

Peach: (huffily) I think I'll stay here, thank you.

Bowser: (gently) Aw, c'mon. You're already here, and Mario's not going to be able to reach us now. Besides, it'll let you get out of your room for a while.

Peach: (angrily) I don't want to see your dank, gloomy castle! You're just trying to make me a more agreeable prisoner, and I won't stand for it!

Bowser: (offended) Fine! Stay in here, then! (then somewhat more gently:) But if you change your mind, I'll be waiting.

[Bowser turns away to leave but stops for a moment. The camera clearly picks up a saddened expression on his face. He rubs his eyes a moment, then continues offscreen, closing the door hard behind him.]

[The slamming door causes Peach to jump, and her previously angry expression collapses into sadness.]

Peach: If only someone could help me...

[A tiny knock is heard on the glass door leading to the balcony. Peach walks over to investigate. The moment her hand touches the curtain to pull it aside, the video ends.]

[Bowser reenters video chat shortly afterward, unaware that the above has been posted.]