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[king_bowser]

[Bowser sits on his throne with the Star Rod in one hand and what looks like a barbecued turkey leg in the other.  Between sentences, he's happily taking large bites out of the drumstick.]

(with mouth full) Sho, ah've got the Shtar Rod, and it'sh aweshome.  (swallows) I can do anything with this thing!  I mean, check it out!  (motions to the window and takes a bite)

[The camera operator walks to the window, and we're treated to a breathtaking view of the Mushroom Kingdom, far below.  There is a rather large crater near a pond.  Those with higher-resolution monitors, a keen eye for detail, and a shocking familiarity with the Mushroom Kingdom would notice that that crater is exactly where Peach's Castle used to be.]

(swallows) Not only is my castle flying, but it's got Peach's Castle right on top of it!  (bite of drumstick) She'sh up vere right now.  Ah'm gon' go shee 'er in a few minnush. (swallows)

Yeah, it's a good day to be me...

[End of vlog post.  Immediately after posting it, Bowser reappears on the community in video chat.]

Comments

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[mightletyouknowme]

Can it make you any less weird and creepy? You sound like somebody from a hentai game.

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[king_bowser]

What's this about tying hens?

Always video

[mightletyouknowme]

[She sighs.]

It means you're acting like a pervert.

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[king_bowser]

Then I guess I come from a long line of 'em.

[mightletyouknowme]

Eh? Why is that something to be proud of?

[She huffs and tosses some hair behind her shoulder.] Most guys really are the same, even if you look worse than the others.

[king_bowser]

[He doesn't seem to actually know what the word "pervert" means. He's from an E-rated game series, after all. At any rate, he's not particularly pleased about her jabs at his totally awesome looks.]

I see. So you just go around bashing traditions and insulting people? That's a heck of a way to spend your time. Like a little kid who doesn't really know what it means to be evil.

If you don't like how I'm spending mine, too bad! I can actually say I'm making an impact. Outside your little school-age circle, who actually knows about you? Or even better, who cares? Around here, I'm the boss! When Toads see me coming, they scatter! When I want to kidnap the Princess, there's no one around who can stop me! And when I want to do something... (the Star Rod glows visibly as Bowser leans through the screen toward Sena) there's not a thing anyone can do about it. (leans back into his own dimension) So remind me again... Who the heck are you?

[OOC: I don't know about Sena or how much she's gotten used to seeing, but I personally would be losing my mind right about now. XD ]

[mightletyouknowme]

[When he leans through the screen, she immediately screams and moves away from the screen, throwing whatever was near at Bowser. Even when he goes back to his own world, she continues to stand up, a bit of distance between her and the computer screen.]

Stay away from me, you pervert! At least I don't have to kidnap people to for others to want to be around me!

[king_bowser]

No, you wait for the viruses to do that for you. I make things happen! (grins evilly and raises the Star Rod)

[Sena's camera shuts off. She can turn it back on if she likes.]

[mightletyouknowme]

[He would see fumbling and hear the last of something.]

...that! You're not worth the ground I walk on and I could get anybody I want! You have to kidnap them to even make them pay attention to you!

(OOC, not counting toward AC)

[king_bowser]

[Speaking of paying attention... Bowser's not there. He doesn't even seem to be logged in.]

[madeitsquare]

... Hang on, did you just kidnap this Peach girl?

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[king_bowser]

[A smug, almost malevolent grin slowly spreads across Bowser's face.]

Yup.

[madeitsquare]

... And you're bragging about it.

[king_bowser]

Uh, yeah. Planning to do something about it, duck?

[madeitsquare]

...

What if I am?

[king_bowser]

Then I'll have to ask what spices you'd recommend for a roast duck dinner.

[madeitsquare]

If you think you can eat me, you're sorely mistaken, you oversized turtle!

[king_bowser]

Oh yeah? Come on over and find out!

[This comment occurs just before another conversation that has completely changed the direction of this kidnapping. Dunno if Scrooge would have seen that, though.]

[madeitsquare]

Pah! You'll see!

[In any case, it can probably assumed that Scrooge gets wrapped up in some kind of business over on his end, and when he finally sorts it out... he sees Bowser's next post. Welp.

What a weird guy.]