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[king_bowser]

[Bowser sits on his throne with the Star Rod in one hand and what looks like a barbecued turkey leg in the other.  Between sentences, he's happily taking large bites out of the drumstick.]

(with mouth full) Sho, ah've got the Shtar Rod, and it'sh aweshome.  (swallows) I can do anything with this thing!  I mean, check it out!  (motions to the window and takes a bite)

[The camera operator walks to the window, and we're treated to a breathtaking view of the Mushroom Kingdom, far below.  There is a rather large crater near a pond.  Those with higher-resolution monitors, a keen eye for detail, and a shocking familiarity with the Mushroom Kingdom would notice that that crater is exactly where Peach's Castle used to be.]

(swallows) Not only is my castle flying, but it's got Peach's Castle right on top of it!  (bite of drumstick) She'sh up vere right now.  Ah'm gon' go shee 'er in a few minnush. (swallows)

Yeah, it's a good day to be me...

[End of vlog post.  Immediately after posting it, Bowser reappears on the community in video chat.]

Comments

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[king_bowser]

[A smug, almost malevolent grin slowly spreads across Bowser's face.]

Yup.

[madeitsquare]

... And you're bragging about it.

[king_bowser]

Uh, yeah. Planning to do something about it, duck?

[madeitsquare]

...

What if I am?

[king_bowser]

Then I'll have to ask what spices you'd recommend for a roast duck dinner.

[madeitsquare]

If you think you can eat me, you're sorely mistaken, you oversized turtle!

[king_bowser]

Oh yeah? Come on over and find out!

[This comment occurs just before another conversation that has completely changed the direction of this kidnapping. Dunno if Scrooge would have seen that, though.]

[madeitsquare]

Pah! You'll see!

[In any case, it can probably assumed that Scrooge gets wrapped up in some kind of business over on his end, and when he finally sorts it out... he sees Bowser's next post. Welp.

What a weird guy.]