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[king_bowser]

[Bowser sits on his throne with the Star Rod in one hand and what looks like a barbecued turkey leg in the other.  Between sentences, he's happily taking large bites out of the drumstick.]

(with mouth full) Sho, ah've got the Shtar Rod, and it'sh aweshome.  (swallows) I can do anything with this thing!  I mean, check it out!  (motions to the window and takes a bite)

[The camera operator walks to the window, and we're treated to a breathtaking view of the Mushroom Kingdom, far below.  There is a rather large crater near a pond.  Those with higher-resolution monitors, a keen eye for detail, and a shocking familiarity with the Mushroom Kingdom would notice that that crater is exactly where Peach's Castle used to be.]

(swallows) Not only is my castle flying, but it's got Peach's Castle right on top of it!  (bite of drumstick) She'sh up vere right now.  Ah'm gon' go shee 'er in a few minnush. (swallows)

Yeah, it's a good day to be me...

[End of vlog post.  Immediately after posting it, Bowser reappears on the community in video chat.]

Comments

[king_bowser]

No, you wait for the viruses to do that for you. I make things happen! (grins evilly and raises the Star Rod)

[Sena's camera shuts off. She can turn it back on if she likes.]

[mightletyouknowme]

[He would see fumbling and hear the last of something.]

...that! You're not worth the ground I walk on and I could get anybody I want! You have to kidnap them to even make them pay attention to you!

(OOC, not counting toward AC)

[king_bowser]

[Speaking of paying attention... Bowser's not there. He doesn't even seem to be logged in.]