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[x-aristocracy.livejournal.com]

My absence needs not to be explained to such crass and negligible individuals such as yourselves. To why I bother with remaining here escapes me, other than for reasons pertaining to my duty as Captain. For those who have not met me, I am Kuchiki Byakuya, Shinigami and Captain of the 6th division in Soul Society. Do not expect me to be gregarious, as your existence is of little significance to me.

We have dealt with the one named Rufus ShinRa. His soul is fully purified, but he remains under a stringent set of regulations from Soul Society. Kurosaki Ichigo has been directed to deport his soul to Hell if he attempts even the slightest act of iniquity. You will listen to our commands, Kurosaki.

I must say Kurosaki, the puerile manner in which you charged into battle on that planet serves only to prove your lack of skill. Though, I should not expect much from one under the training of Shihouin Yourichi and Kisuke Urahara. If you wish to truly improve, I would suggest instruction under one more qualified as myself.


(( :D New Byakuya!mun. Just as a warning, Secretly Gay!Byakuya will be discreetly perverting on Straight!Ichigo.))

Comments

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

It's so good to see you Captain. Would you like tea?

[x-aristocracy.livejournal.com]

Do not cajole me, ShinRa.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

Don't patronize me, Captain.

[yorulicious.livejournal.com]

Maa ~ Little Byakuya, don't take my training so lightly. You can still hardly keep up with my flash steps.

[x-aristocracy.livejournal.com]

Oh? It has been awhile since we have fought, Yourichi. You cannot assume your victory.

[yorulicious.livejournal.com]

Little Byakuya - do not worry, I'm too busy to come and play.

[pwns-farplane.livejournal.com]

Have we met before?

[x-aristocracy.livejournal.com]

I do not believe so.

[pwns-farplane.livejournal.com]

Then pardon the abruptness.

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

... RAPIST WORKS FOR YOU.

I have been raped by one of your officers. Please do the honorable thing and murder him. I will be happy to file a complaint with your organization.

[x-aristocracy.livejournal.com]

Ichigo does not directly work for us. He is a Shinigami, but is not officially part of the Gotei 13.

I doubt that Ichigo has the will to rape.

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

I forced me into marriage - therefore he is a rapist. If you originally own him, please take him back and give me money for defamition of character and mental injury.

[orenjiberry.livejournal.com]

Oh look, it's the prick.

[x-aristocracy.livejournal.com]

Kurosaki. I assume you are sedentary at the moment?

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

KUROSAKI. QUIT HOGGING MY MACHINE. I HAVE WORK TO DO.

[ichigos-dad.livejournal.com]

BYAKUYA-SAN~

LONG TIME NO SEE.

[x-aristocracy.livejournal.com]

...

You.

[kurt-howell.livejournal.com]

You know Mr Urahara..? Isn't he great..? I love his hat...
Ah, anyway... My name is Kurt Howell. I'm pleased to meet you.

[x-aristocracy.livejournal.com]

It irritates me to say that I know him.

[maraich]

You know, people introduce themselves saying something along the lines of, "Petty humans mean nothing to me" so often that it's lost all meaning.
Maraich. But I suppose you'll just reply with how much you don't care.

[x-aristocracy.livejournal.com]

It is not only humans; very few are of worth to me.

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

I think that prick Kurosaki might be too busy to trying to nullify his marriage to that weird J-Rock reject to report for duty. *snicker*

[x-aristocracy.livejournal.com]

The notion of the pair being in a partnership disgusts me.

[nox-gladius.livejournal.com]

Pleasure to make your acquaintance, Sir. 'Tis rare to meet such a well-spoken individual, particularly in a place such as this.

[x-aristocracy.livejournal.com]

And you are?