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[x-aristocracy.livejournal.com]

My absence needs not to be explained to such crass and negligible individuals such as yourselves. To why I bother with remaining here escapes me, other than for reasons pertaining to my duty as Captain. For those who have not met me, I am Kuchiki Byakuya, Shinigami and Captain of the 6th division in Soul Society. Do not expect me to be gregarious, as your existence is of little significance to me.

We have dealt with the one named Rufus ShinRa. His soul is fully purified, but he remains under a stringent set of regulations from Soul Society. Kurosaki Ichigo has been directed to deport his soul to Hell if he attempts even the slightest act of iniquity. You will listen to our commands, Kurosaki.

I must say Kurosaki, the puerile manner in which you charged into battle on that planet serves only to prove your lack of skill. Though, I should not expect much from one under the training of Shihouin Yourichi and Kisuke Urahara. If you wish to truly improve, I would suggest instruction under one more qualified as myself.


(( :D New Byakuya!mun. Just as a warning, Secretly Gay!Byakuya will be discreetly perverting on Straight!Ichigo.))

Comments

[x-aristocracy.livejournal.com]

You are sleeping with Ichigo and his hollow?

[yorulicious.livejournal.com]

That is my business and not yours Little Byakuya.

[x-aristocracy.livejournal.com]

Tell me. He is a mere child Yoruichi, you should not be...touching him.

[yorulicious.livejournal.com]

Calm down Little Byakuya ~ I'll let you have your chance when I'm done.

[x-aristocracy.livejournal.com]

....I have no such feelings toward the ryoka.

[yorulicious.livejournal.com]

Maa ~ Little Byakuya, you could never lie to me.

[x-aristocracy.livejournal.com]

Do not patronize a widower about such matters.

[yorulicious.livejournal.com]

There are only so many times you can pull that line.

[x-aristocracy.livejournal.com]

Now tell me. What would make you think I would like an idiotic cur like Kurosaki?

[yorulicious.livejournal.com]

You asked me whether I fucked him.

[x-aristocracy.livejournal.com]

Is it not wrong to question pedophilia?

[yorulicious.livejournal.com]

What is age in Soul Society?

[x-aristocracy.livejournal.com]

I am a noble and he is Ryoka street scum.

[yorulicious.livejournal.com]

I wasn't talking about you.

[x-aristocracy.livejournal.com]

The reward on Urahara's head has been raised after his incident with ShinRa.

[yorulicious.livejournal.com]

Don't blame Soul Society's failures on Urahara. I will stop you.