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[centurion-inc.livejournal.com]

I seem to be stuck on this site, and it’s not the computer that’s broken. Which means the idiot broke the fucking internet. I’m not as surprised as I should be. If anyone sees Harry Lockhart running around here, restrain him and contact me ASAP. The number should be on his fucking collar, right next to his rabies tag. He might have fleas, so I’d be careful.

Where are my manners? I’m Perry van Shrike, but you can call me Gay Perry. I'm the head of Centurion, L.A.'s finest investigative and consulting firm.

Comments

[samuraiprosecutor]

A quaint moniker, Mr. Van Shrike. I'm unfamiliar with your firm, but in this place that's to be expected. Do you specialize in any particular areas?

[centurion-inc.livejournal.com]

It's the one that sticks. No one specializes in L.A. The work's mostly photographing cheating spouses anyway, there's no need to narrow it further.

[samuraiprosecutor]

I meant it less in the sense of exclusion and more in the sense of where your employees' skills lie. One might argue that even trailing errant spouses can be a specialized skill in and of itelf, if one has enough experience in the field.

[centurion-inc.livejournal.com]

Then call me a master of the art. I only have one employee and he only specializes in breaking shit and causing me problems.

[samuraiprosecutor]

Hm. 'L.A.'s finest'?

[centurion-inc.livejournal.com]

I am L.A.'s finest, the idiot just spills my coffee for me.