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[centurion-inc.livejournal.com]

I seem to be stuck on this site, and it’s not the computer that’s broken. Which means the idiot broke the fucking internet. I’m not as surprised as I should be. If anyone sees Harry Lockhart running around here, restrain him and contact me ASAP. The number should be on his fucking collar, right next to his rabies tag. He might have fleas, so I’d be careful.

Where are my manners? I’m Perry van Shrike, but you can call me Gay Perry. I'm the head of Centurion, L.A.'s finest investigative and consulting firm.

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[gizmonic-labrat.livejournal.com]

Same thing happened to me. Stick around for awhile, the browser eventually redirects to wherever you wanted to go. It did for me, at least... I'm Joel Robinson.

[centurion-inc.livejournal.com]

So your advice is to wait it out? That's very helpful. Nice to meet you, Joel.

[gizmonic-labrat.livejournal.com]

I haven't met anyone who's given me better advice. Besides, it's a good place to kill time.

[peektuttut]

Centurion...I've heard that somewhere before. Hm.

Fleas? Ouch. Is this guy your friend?

[centurion-inc.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you've heard of us? I like to pretend advertising does something.

No. Sadly, I'm in the habit of taking in dumb animals.

[peektuttut]

Maybe. I have a thing for mysteries. And advertising definitely works, I tend to drool whenever I see a sign for Tomasi's Greek...

You must have a real sympathetic heart.

[furyxguns.livejournal.com]

Save yourself the trouble and get a new computer.

Why not just give him a flea bath, or send him back to the pound?

[centurion-inc.livejournal.com]

I'd rather not waste money unless I need to.

The pound would probably throw him out, and bathing him would involve touching. Stupid isn't usually contagious, but this is Harry and I don't want to risk it.

[furyxguns.livejournal.com]

Then be prepared to suffer from the shit this place goes through.

Sadly, it's always contagious with the people you'd rather not catch it from.

[checkmymobile.livejournal.com]

...Gay Perry. You know, generally people wouldn't encourage someone to call them that.

[centurion-inc.livejournal.com]

Generally the people that freak about it are homophobes and people so deep in the closet they've bypassed Narnia. It sticks and gets noticed, I won't argue.

[checkmymobile.livejournal.com]

That's an interesting observation, though I'm sure it didn't take long to notice after acquiring such an... descriptive nickname.

As for your friend, I haven't seen anyone by that name.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Nice introduction Mr. Van Shrike, thanks for the advice about Mr. Lockhart.

An investigator too, uhm? Looks that we are like a plague here.

It's apleasure to meet you, I'm Saguru Hakuba.

[centurion-inc.livejournal.com]

Am I supposed to take that to mean that you're a detective too? Because, I'll be honest, that sounds like a load of shit. You look a little too young.

The same. That's quite a name.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Looks aren't everything, Sir. And yes, I am.

It's Japanese, but Im from London...nothing really special about it.

[richter-abend.livejournal.com]

Centurion?

[centurion-inc.livejournal.com]

Sound it out. It's a big word, I know.

[samuraiprosecutor]

A quaint moniker, Mr. Van Shrike. I'm unfamiliar with your firm, but in this place that's to be expected. Do you specialize in any particular areas?

[centurion-inc.livejournal.com]

It's the one that sticks. No one specializes in L.A. The work's mostly photographing cheating spouses anyway, there's no need to narrow it further.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

...Gay Perry? Seriously?

[centurion-inc.livejournal.com]

Congratulations, you can read. You should thank your kindergarten teacher for tutoring you all those years.

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

Gay Perry.

[centurion-inc.livejournal.com]

Witty observation.

[sure-lock.livejournal.com]

Los Angeles, eh? You must find work there very readily.

[centurion-inc.livejournal.com]

That many fucked up people in one place? Yeah, I've never been unemployed.