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[centurion-inc.livejournal.com]

I seem to be stuck on this site, and it’s not the computer that’s broken. Which means the idiot broke the fucking internet. I’m not as surprised as I should be. If anyone sees Harry Lockhart running around here, restrain him and contact me ASAP. The number should be on his fucking collar, right next to his rabies tag. He might have fleas, so I’d be careful.

Where are my manners? I’m Perry van Shrike, but you can call me Gay Perry. I'm the head of Centurion, L.A.'s finest investigative and consulting firm.

Comments

[centurion-inc.livejournal.com]

Nice catch. Most cross-dressers are straight anyway.

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Here I thought they were all pre-op.

[centurion-inc.livejournal.com]

Common misconception. Straight, perfectly happy men who are just really fond of lacy panties.

[peektuttut]

Who'da thunk it?

But, I mean, wouldn't those itch? A lot?

[centurion-inc.livejournal.com]

How the fuck should I know? You're the straight boy here, you tell me.

[peektuttut]

That was ONCE and there was no lace involved! That doesn't mean I cross dress! I'm just. It's conjecture.

[centurion-inc.livejournal.com]

It means out of the two of us, you're the best bet.

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Objection.

[centurion-inc.livejournal.com]

Overruled.

[peektuttut]

Objection! You're a PI, not a judge.

[centurion-inc.livejournal.com]

You're a kid, not a lawyer. Seniority means my ruling counts more than yours.

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Though wouldn't hold up in any court of law.

....

Objection.

[centurion-inc.livejournal.com]

The judge would throw this whole case out so fast you'd be seeing stars.

You're still overruled.

[peektuttut]

Bet you could bribe him.

...Hmph.

[centurion-inc.livejournal.com]

That would depend on the judge. Why bother is the question?

Go sulk, junior.

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Mostly because I'm starting to think showing you up would be a lot of fun.

I do not sulk, I brood.

[centurion-inc.livejournal.com]

That's presumptuous. I'm not losing to a kid.

Well that's much more manly.

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How do you know?

Much.

[centurion-inc.livejournal.com]

My horoscope said so.

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Your horoscope lies. Arithmancy told me I'd win.

[centurion-inc.livejournal.com]

I have a personal fortune teller, she's assuring me you're wrong.

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Miss Cleo's a fraud, you're wasting your money.

[centurion-inc.livejournal.com]

Glad I'm not using Miss Cleo then. I only use actual gypsies, and I'm paying her in fashion tips.

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Are you at least getting bangles out of this deal?

[centurion-inc.livejournal.com]

Bangles and a goat. I'm not sure I can pull the bangles off. Do you want them? I'm sure you have a dress to match them somewhere.