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[fasterthan]

Jeez.

Okay, uh. So.

A friend of mine wants to know just how many... how did he put it?

"Villains, self-professed or otherwise." Yeah, that was it.

How many of them regularly use this thing.

I guess you could call it a roll call? Or a census? I dunno. But help would be appreciated.

dammit, Bats, do your own damn detective work


((OOC: Yes, that's right, the Batman from his world told him to "keep an eye on them." And because Flash is anything but subtle and knows it, he decided to cut out the middleman. Strikes, by the way, are hackable to the skilled.))

Comments

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

Bats being him old self again hm?

[fasterthan]

I dunno, making me do it instead of doing it himself isn't really normal. So... yes and no, I guess.

[capnluffy.livejournal.com]

Whoa. You're really red.

[fasterthan]

It's the costume.

[notheoryinchaos.livejournal.com]

"Or otherwise"? Does this mean I can list villains for stolen parking places?

[fasterthan]

...I don't think that counts, but if it makes you feel better, go for it.

[Locked]

[peektuttut]

...Your Batman put you up to this?

[Locked]

[fasterthan]

...yeah. He's been here before, when I was here, but he left, I'm pretty sure.

I think he's making me do this so he doesn't have to butt heads with... well... himself.

[Anonymous foreeever]

[pandorabox]

Do thieves count?

[fasterthan]

...I guess so, yeah.

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

You're kidding.

[fasterthan]

Unfortunately, no. I'm not.

[thejackal-is-in.livejournal.com]

I suppose it would really count on what one's definition of a villain is, and whether or not it one can really see themselves as it~ What do you believe a villain is, hm?

[fasterthan]

Yeah, that's true. I am being a little too clear-cut about this.

As for my definition... well, there's the perfect world scenario and then there's the realistic scenario. The first one is they way I wish it were, and the second is the way it really is. More complicated than I'd like, anyway.

[tyki-tock.livejournal.com]

One wonders how many villains will post claiming to be so?

[fasterthan]

I know it's a long shot, but there are whack jobs that are really proud of being the bad guy.

[Voice forever~]

[tntandgasoline]

Do you really think anyone's going to post here telling you that they're villains?

I'll give you a freebie, though - I admire the honesty. No sneaking around, asking veiled questions? Nice of you.

[fasterthan]

...

crap crap crap should've expected that

You know what, I'm not really sure what I was thinking. He told me to keep an eye on stuff, and I've never been good at subtlety. He knows that.

Hell, everyone knows that. I'm the straightforward type.

((OOC: Strikes unhackable))

[oceanicbutterfly]

The commenter above, with the makeup. There's a... creature named Richard, the one who posted about chocolate covered in blood. I'd consider Azula a villain. Megatron and the other Decepticons.

I'm sure there are others, but those are the ones who come to mind.

[fasterthan]

See, that's all I was looking for. Don't know why everyone has to go beating around the bush.

Thanks.

Did we talk before? I'm sorry if I'm forgetting you.

[missdoitherself.livejournal.com]

...watch out for a man named Albert Wesker. He's a liar and a murderer. Don't believe a word he says.

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[visestvita.livejournal.com]

Rumour mongering, Miss Chambers?

[furyxguns.livejournal.com]

This has to be the most retarded post I've seen in a while.

Who the fuck is just going to TELL you they are? Most prefer to think of themselves in another light.

[fasterthan]

Yeah, I know, thanks. Really I was more hoping that the other people would tell me who to look out for, but obviously no one really wants to cooperate with anything around here.

I admit that I didn't think this through, but that's not really my style anyway.

[hok-ton.livejournal.com]

I suppose it depends on your definition of 'villain'. But under most I would qualify.

[fasterthan]

...well that's unusually helpful, then. Since most everyone seems to either be ignoring the question or calling me stupid.

So, uh... thanks for being cooperative, I guess. I was all set to just do some blogging but nooooooooo. Someone had to keep track of everyone.

[visestvita.livejournal.com]

Ah, a roll call for villains?

[fasterthan]

Yeah, yeah, I know, it's stupid, no one's going to reply, what's the definition of "villain" anyway...

Yes, I could have thought this through more, yes, it was stupid to do this post, but it's too late for that now, isn't it?

[hesmypuddin.livejournal.com]

Hey there Flush! I heard ya were pokin' around here again! [beams brightly]

[fasterthan]

Oh joy. It's you.