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Jeez.

Okay, uh. So.

A friend of mine wants to know just how many... how did he put it?

"Villains, self-professed or otherwise." Yeah, that was it.

How many of them regularly use this thing.

I guess you could call it a roll call? Or a census? I dunno. But help would be appreciated.

~~dammit, Bats, do your own damn detective work~~

((OOC: Yes, that's right, the Batman from his world told him to "keep an eye on them." And because Flash is anything but subtle and knows it, he decided to cut out the middleman. Strikes, by the way, are hackable to the skilled.))

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Well, uh... most people don't. Which is why most of the time people don't refer to themselves as villains?

I don't know. It's all too black and white sometimes.

Entirely too black and white for my tastes.

Well, yeah.

...so you steal stuff, huh?

Why?

Can't tell you.

Yeah, see, that's not really convincing me of any good motives or anything.

I'm aware. But I'm not about to confess to my motives to someone I barely know.

Fair enough. But just so you know, I'm putting "anon" down on my handy-dandy list of DDD villains for now. Until you can give me a good reason why you shouldn't be on there, anyway.

A magician never reveals his secrets. If you want to know what goes on behind the curtain so badly, watch and figure it out yourself.

It's more fun that way! And if you need a name, it's Kaitou Kid.

...I'll keep that in mind.

Okay, Kaitou. Nice to meet you, I guess.

Kid, actually. Kaitou means 'phantom thief.'

Yeah, see, "phantom thief" doesn't give you too many "good guy" marks either.

But hey, nice to meet you anyway, Kid.

You obviously don't know the definition of a phantom thief.

...didn't know there was a definition, to be perfectly honest with you.

So humor me. What is the definition?

A thief who steals for others, not himself.

But not a Robin Hood.

...Ooookay.

... I'm a magician. A performer. Get it now?

...Yeah, sure.

I'll put a question mark down next to your name, then.

Whatever works for you.

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