[Anonymous as all get out, locked from anyone under 16]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

It's interesting what you can find, if you look hard enough. Doesn't this sound like someone we know...?

Please be advised that these voice clips are unsuitable for work and the presence of small children or your parents. If you are not a woman, I extend my deepest apologies that these clips assume that you are.

((He means it about Wesker's imitator voice being NSFW.))

Comments

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[visestvita.livejournal.com]

What in the

[visestvita.livejournal.com]

who in hell finds the time

[visestvita.livejournal.com]

No. In fact, I think the better question is why anyone would bother to go looking for this rubbish.

[Anonymous forever, please don't beat him up for this Wesker ;;]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

To get that reaction out of you, mainly.

he will hunt you down to the ends of the earth

[visestvita.livejournal.com]

What a pathetic life you must lead if this is the only form of entertainment you have.

D:

[stripping.livejournal.com]

No, this is actually one of many things I do to amuse myself. It's only that traumatizing people I hate is a perfectly reasonable thing to enjoy.

[visestvita.livejournal.com]

Please. It's hardly traumatizing.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Aggravating, irritating, annoying?

[visestvita.livejournal.com]

More amazing that you will sink to such depths just to annoy me.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I don't see what sinking is involved. It isn't as if I recorded it myself, I merely brought it to your attention.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

I don't know, but I'm happy as hell they did.

[visestvita.livejournal.com]

I'd half expect you to be the one to dig them up.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Excuse you, I am classier than that. ...Also, I wouldn't even know where to start looking.

[visestvita.livejournal.com]

Oops, of course, you are much classier than that. And I wouldn't dare to start looking myself, who knows what you'd find.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Of course I am. There is a lady present. And I know exactly what I'd find now, and I am sincerely sorry I didn't start looking earlier.

[visestvita.livejournal.com]

Aren't you supposed to be on the run from the law instead of looking up things like this?

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

I'm not on the run from shit.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

...Just when I thought living in the desert couldn't get any fucking harder.

[Anonymous until he feels bad and goes unanon for Birkin]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

My apologies. I didn't mean to cause you pain.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Pain is so not the right word for it.

I mean this from the bottom of my heart, anon: Thank you.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Then, I'm glad to be of service! Successfully irritating Wesker and making you happy at the same time is a rare feat.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Heh, anything that involves Wesker and sex is liable to do both.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

He does seem to have that stance towards it.

...These are embarrassing to listen to.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Don't I know it.

At least you're probably alone.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

The door is locked securely, thank goodness. I imagine Stein listening in would be awkward?