[Anonymous as all get out, locked from anyone under 16]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

It's interesting what you can find, if you look hard enough. Doesn't this sound like someone we know...?

Please be advised that these voice clips are unsuitable for work and the presence of small children or your parents. If you are not a woman, I extend my deepest apologies that these clips assume that you are.

((He means it about Wesker's imitator voice being NSFW.))

Comments

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

...Just when I thought living in the desert couldn't get any fucking harder.

[Anonymous until he feels bad and goes unanon for Birkin]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

My apologies. I didn't mean to cause you pain.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Pain is so not the right word for it.

I mean this from the bottom of my heart, anon: Thank you.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Then, I'm glad to be of service! Successfully irritating Wesker and making you happy at the same time is a rare feat.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Heh, anything that involves Wesker and sex is liable to do both.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

He does seem to have that stance towards it.

...These are embarrassing to listen to.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Don't I know it.

At least you're probably alone.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

The door is locked securely, thank goodness. I imagine Stein listening in would be awkward?

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Probably not nearly as awkward as having that chick we're with listen in.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Ah. That would lead to questions at the very least.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah...

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Stay safe, Birkin. You don't need more problems.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Thanks.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

You're welcome.