Murder is not funny

[jjadams.livejournal.com]

OK. So. There's been a heap of confessions lately and I'm gonna hope that the ones confessing to murders and mass killings are only joking.

Right?

'Cause otherwise I may have to arrest you.

Comments

[emberandash.livejournal.com]

It's a gender-neutral title.

[jjadams.livejournal.com]

Not in my world.

[emberandash.livejournal.com]

You have the title of "Fire Lord" on your world?

[jjadams.livejournal.com]

No. But there are Lords and they'd be guys. Lady would be the title for... well, ladies.

[emberandash.livejournal.com]

"Lord" and "Fire Lord" are different. A Fire Lady is a male Fire Lord's wife.

[jjadams.livejournal.com]

So what do they call them if you marry a guy?

[emberandash.livejournal.com]

Prince.

[jjadams.livejournal.com]

That's confusing.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Not to us.

[jjadams.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Guess that makes sense.

So d'you have cops in your world?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

The army serves as a police force.

[jjadams.livejournal.com]

Army and police are different things in my world.

[emberandash.livejournal.com]

Earth?

[jjadams.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I'm in New York.

[emberandash.livejournal.com]

I know about New York. My mother lives in New Jersey.

[jjadams.livejournal.com]

Oh? So you're originally from Earth?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

No, I'm not.

[jjadams.livejournal.com]

But your mom is?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[jjadams.livejournal.com]

Oh, OK.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

That sort of thing happens on the community sometimes.

[jjadams.livejournal.com]

What sort of thing?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Finding people you love here.

[jjadams.livejournal.com]

Your mom is here?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Not anymore.