OK, what in the... heck is going on around here? It's like some trip around the world without a handy pocket phrasebook.

Something's going on, right?


Dee. DEE! Where is Dee? Where are you, Dee? Are you OK?

Just a friendly reminder that everyone should be careful when handling fireworks.

OK. So. There's been a heap of confessions lately and I'm gonna hope that the ones confessing to murders and mass killings are only joking.

Right?

'Cause otherwise I may have to arrest you.

I think this job is getting to me... Sorry, community, I haven't typed to you for a while since I've been working on this tough case and it's all top secret to civilians so sorry I can't tell you about it.

Though I'd love to spill all my sorrows 'cause I feel like crap right now. And the last couple of days being around certain crooks makes me so mad... I don't even feel like myself. Maybe I need a holiday.

How do you get somebody to notice you?

I mean really head-over-heels-falling-in-love notice you.

Sooo.... Turns out this was a false alarm.

Some punk kid hacking into the police computers and thinking he's tough, all because I took some cigarettes away from him some weeks ago. Kid was underage. Smoking is bad for you.

His name didn't even start with a D. Maybe I should charge him with fraud as well as being a public nuisance and threatening a police officer. Kids these days...

[There's a mountain of paperwork on a desk and suddenly it all goes flying as a raccoon jumps on it then up into a nearby bookshelf, tucking into a nook there.]

Tyra! What are you doing...

[JJ grumbles and starts picking up the papers.]

Why am I doing this to myself.

[The raccoon speaks next.]

Maybe it is a hint that you should forget working tonight and have some fun going out for once.

So there seems to be a lot of weirdness going on around here lately.

Anyone mind filling me in on what's up?

Hello website!

The name's J.J. Well, Detective Jemmy J. Adams, if you want to get all official and stuff. I work for the NYPD but don't let that scare you away! I'll be fair with you guys if you're not breaking the law or doing anything bad.

Not that I think you're doing anything bad! I'm sure you're all law abiding citizens and that some of those things I read here are just made up, right? Some of you are writing a science fiction book or a crime screenplay or something and posting it online, yeah. That's cool and all!

So, I just wanted to introduce myself and meet new friends because you all looks like a ton of fun.

Hi!