Murder is not funny

[jjadams.livejournal.com]

OK. So. There's been a heap of confessions lately and I'm gonna hope that the ones confessing to murders and mass killings are only joking.

Right?

'Cause otherwise I may have to arrest you.

Comments

[liberationis.livejournal.com]

How are you going to do that?

[jjadams.livejournal.com]

Like by saying... 'you're under arrest'.

[liberationis.livejournal.com]

And then...?

Wrong account! I'm sorry!

[unjust-siberian.livejournal.com]

You think you can manage that?

You're always welcome to try, I guess.

No worries!

[jjadams.livejournal.com]

I'm not saying I can do it directly right now. But it's a possibility.

We can't just let murderers run around killing everyone in sight.

Yay!

[unjust-siberian.livejournal.com]

I doubt it.

Hey, some of us don't kill everyone in sight.

[notasinglelady]

I don't think they are joking, no.

[jjadams.livejournal.com]

That's worrying.

[notasinglelady]

I know. Other detective and polices tried to stop them, but there's just too many different universes.

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[material_guy]

You weren't here when the prosecutor went after an off-world gangster, were you?

[jjadams.livejournal.com]

No... What happened?

[material_guy]

Got toyed with 'till he damn near shit himself, was made to run around like a rat in a cage desperate for his life for everyone's amusement on video, then beaten black and blue in the face.

Just a little warning 'bout what kinda guys you're pickin' fights with. Sure you still wanna go for it?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

You can't arrest people from other worlds.

[jjadams.livejournal.com]

I don't see why not, but at least I can tell the cops there to take care of it.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

You could do that. But plenty of worlds have different laws, and you personally don't have any jurisdiction unless you're involved with that universe in a big way somehow.

This girl (http://dramadramaduck.livejournal.com/5411368.html) isn't one of the ones you were thinking about going after, is she?

[creepyshitking.livejournal.com]

You have the jurisdiction to do that?

[jjadams.livejournal.com]

Even general citizens can make arrests if need be so I'm sure I can work around this other world thing somehow.

But as I've told others, this was not meant to be taken as an 'I'm coming to hunt you down right now, you murderers!'. I'm just trying to keep everybody innocent safe.

[dcrescendo.livejournal.com]

Keep your nose outta other world's businesses, man. It'll just get real fucking nasty if you can't handle their weird-ass powers and shit.

[jjadams.livejournal.com]

I just couldn't let all those murderous confessions go by without saying something.

[thefairynator.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, one does not have jurisdiction for other universes.


For one, dat takes away the focus from your universe the one you should be enforcing and keeping from falling apart! Literally!

[jjadams.livejournal.com]

I know that.

I'm doing my job here too, don't worry. The only thing falling apart is my love life.

[truthingold.livejournal.com]

Kyahaha! Such spirited words! Do tell me how you intend to traverse the Sea of Kakera to arrest these perpetrators.

[jjadams.livejournal.com]

The Sea of Kakera?

I'm not intending to go after anyone just yet.

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

It's legal here. And what's not, my world takes care of fine on it's own.

[jjadams.livejournal.com]

Murder is legal where you are?