Murder is not funny

[jjadams.livejournal.com]

OK. So. There's been a heap of confessions lately and I'm gonna hope that the ones confessing to murders and mass killings are only joking.

Right?

'Cause otherwise I may have to arrest you.

Comments

[jjadams.livejournal.com]

No. My last line was if you guys aren't joking then I may have to do something about it. It doesn't mean: I will hunt you down, you nasty murderers.

I'm not literally planning on arresting anybody at the moment. I'm trying to figure out what crimes have been actually commited.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm just telling you that you can't technically do anything about it on a legal level unless you're involved in that world already. Nobody's going to recognize the arrest of an off-world policeman.

Even if you do decide that she's committed a crime, you should leave her off your list.

[jjadams.livejournal.com]

Is she a friend of yours?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I know you're going to say I'm just being biased, but I'm not. I'd actually be willing to help the person she wants to kill fight her off.

But it's sort of my job to keep bad things from happening to her, and that includes people from other worlds trying to make an arrest for something they have nothing to do with.

[jjadams.livejournal.com]

I haven't checked out the entire complaint but is any of this justified? Self defence?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Not self-defense, but it's complicated. Like I said, I was on the side of the girl she wants to go after-- but she doesn't want interference so I'm respecting that. But if someone's going to try to arrest Aradia, I'll help her out if she needs it.

[jjadams.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm not arresting anybody at the moment.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Or at all, most likely.

Good. Just leave her alone if you decide to change your mind.

[jjadams.livejournal.com]

You must be a nice person.

[emberandash.livejournal.com]

Sarcasm isn't going to get me to change my mind.

[jjadams.livejournal.com]

Huh? I only meant you're nice to want to protect others.

[emberandash.livejournal.com]

... Oh.

JJ doesn't do mean or sarcastic XD

[jjadams.livejournal.com]

It's good to stick by your friends.

ffff <3

[emberandash.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[jjadams.livejournal.com]

So, I don't think I caught your name.

[emberandash.livejournal.com]

Fire Lord Azula.

[jjadams.livejournal.com]

... You're a man?

[emberandash.livejournal.com]

It's a gender-neutral title.

[jjadams.livejournal.com]

Not in my world.

[emberandash.livejournal.com]

You have the title of "Fire Lord" on your world?

[jjadams.livejournal.com]

No. But there are Lords and they'd be guys. Lady would be the title for... well, ladies.

[emberandash.livejournal.com]

"Lord" and "Fire Lord" are different. A Fire Lady is a male Fire Lord's wife.

[jjadams.livejournal.com]

So what do they call them if you marry a guy?

[emberandash.livejournal.com]

Prince.

[jjadams.livejournal.com]

That's confusing.