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Yeah, yeah, the change in the community is really fascinating and I'm sure there's some explanation which I don't currently understand.

When someone figures it out, let me know.

Now that I have addressed that, I want to talk about something that's actually interesting.

Many of us may be aware that there are a lot of trolls on the community, and that apparently they are the last of their race. I'd like to see what we, as a community, can do about that.

They're kids. And they need our help.

So, scientists from advanced civilizations, come pool your cloning technologies here. I'm gathering DNA samples, so let's see what we can do with them.

I'm thinking test tube troll maggots and hopefully figuring out how to clone a new Queen Bee (they call them mother grubs) for these kids. Who's with me?

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:33 < whats wrong with your genetics?

If I knew, maybe I could compensate, but I don't.

:33 < then how do you even know theres something wrong with you in the furst place

Because, I'm incapable of certain kinds of emotion. Like the ones we were discussing earlier.

:33 < oh
:33 < is that really such a purroblem?

It's not a problem for me, really. But I don't think the world needs more people with my affliction. I'm insane, you see.

:(( < like gamz33?

A little like him, only I don't medicate myself to control it. I have other methods.

:(( < purrhaps i shouldnt come over then

Please, don't worry. I'm under control, and I won't harm you.

:33 < you purromise?

I promise!

:33 < purrfect!
:33 < now im trusting you so you better not break that trust

You can trust me.

:33 < dont worry furanken i do
:33 < you might s33m scary at furst but ive learned that youre really sw33t

People keep saying that.

:33 < that must mean its true

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