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[screwloose]

Yeah, yeah, the change in the community is really fascinating and I'm sure there's some explanation which I don't currently understand.

When someone figures it out, let me know.

Now that I have addressed that, I want to talk about something that's actually interesting.

Many of us may be aware that there are a lot of trolls on the community, and that apparently they are the last of their race. I'd like to see what we, as a community, can do about that.

They're kids. And they need our help.

So, scientists from advanced civilizations, come pool your cloning technologies here. I'm gathering DNA samples, so let's see what we can do with them.

I'm thinking test tube troll maggots and hopefully figuring out how to clone a new Queen Bee (they call them mother grubs) for these kids. Who's with me?

Comments

[video]

[grimdarkseer]

How generous. You must be very fond of them to wish to go to such lengths.

[video]

[screwloose]

I'm fond of scientific challenges. I wouldn't say I know any of them particularly well enough to be fond of the trolls themselves.

Besides, it's the right thing to do. And that's a good enough reason in itself, isn't it?

[h8ers_gonna_h8]

Well that's a8out the creepiest thing I've ever heard!

[meowrallegiance]

:OO < so youre really going to help us?
:33 < furanken thats very sw33t of you thank you
:33 < i really apurrciate it
:33 < and im sure the others will too

[screwloose]

Really?

I'm not sure why that keeps happening.

[h8ers_gonna_h8]

Oh, gee, what could poooooooosi8ly 8e creepy a8out an old man collecting genetic samples from a 8unch of teenagers?
May8e if we put all our heads together and think very hard we can figure it out!

[touchofgenius]

Have you lost your fucking mind?

...Wait, don't answer that.

The point is, we don't need more of those homicidal fucking things running around! Do. Not. Bring them here! I learned my lesson!

[screwloose]

I'm not that old!

You have a dirty mind, young woman. I'm a teacher. If I were into molesting young girls, I'd definitely have been fired by now if I were caught.

[screwloose]

Except for that 8-obsessed girl up there, I'm sure they'll appreciate it, too.

[screwloose]

The ones I invited don't drug themselves. I checked.

We'll take better precautions this time.

[meowrallegiance]

:33 < oh don't worry about her
:33 < vwiskers is just a HUGE BITCH bluh bluh

[video]

[grimdarkseer]

I suppose that rather depends on the individual. More suspicious minds might be moved to enquire as to what is in this for yourself, scientific challenge aside.

[touchofgenius]

Oh yeah, I'm sure that went well. "Hey kid, you do drugs? No? Well okay why not come over to my house, we'll hang out in my basement. Don't tell anyone~"

Still no. Find another place to drag them if you're so dead-set on making more of those hideous little monsters.

[video]

[screwloose]

[Innocent smile] The scientific challenge is an end in and of itself for me.

[screwloose]

Well, she'd have to be. Honestly, I'm offended by her insinuations.

[screwloose]

You aren't interested in helping me with this noble endeavor, William?

[meowrallegiance]

:33 < do i need to go and speak to her?
:33 < beclaws i will!
:33 < youre just trying to help and shes being an ass for no reason

[touchofgenius]

No! Why would I be? The last time we experimented on one of these things, we nearly died!

Unless you got like, the runt of the litter coming over, Sherry and I are going to get ice cream and hope you don't die in the mean time. Actually wait, should I call a life insurance company? Get a will written up real quick? I just want to make sure I don't end up homeless.

[screwloose]

No need. If she doesn't want to help save your race from extinction, I guess that's her prerogative.

[screwloose]

Yeah, but they're not all the same, and this one's cute. Besides, she's cooperating.

Huh, a will. Maybe I should look into that. Except then I'd probably find myself mysteriously poisoned.

[meowrallegiance]

:33 < she purrobably just doesnt think its impurrtant anymore because shes too busy making bucket-eyes at the heir
:33 < oooh mr john oooh
:33 < its all well and good fur her and i defurnately ship it so dont think im looking down on her fur it but what about the rest of us?
:33 < its not nice to only think of yourself like that

[touchofgenius]

Cooperating? Really? Did you tell her exactly what you're going to do?

Pfft, poisoned. The police would catch on to that in a heartbeat. I'm a virologist, and nothing makes something look like an accident more than a completely natural death by a flesh eating disease.

[screwloose]

I only about half understood that, but I agree totally.

[screwloose]

I told her I'd be taking DNA samples. I don't plan on dissecting her this time, so I doubt she'll have a reason to flip out.

Oops, sorry. Good point.

[meowrallegiance]

:33 < which part clawsed the confursion?