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Yeah, yeah, the change in the community is really fascinating and I'm sure there's some explanation which I don't currently understand.

When someone figures it out, let me know.

Now that I have addressed that, I want to talk about something that's actually interesting.

Many of us may be aware that there are a lot of trolls on the community, and that apparently they are the last of their race. I'd like to see what we, as a community, can do about that.

They're kids. And they need our help.

So, scientists from advanced civilizations, come pool your cloning technologies here. I'm gathering DNA samples, so let's see what we can do with them.

I'm thinking test tube troll maggots and hopefully figuring out how to clone a new Queen Bee (they call them mother grubs) for these kids. Who's with me?

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:33 < she purrobably just doesnt think its impurrtant anymore because shes too busy making bucket-eyes at the heir
:33 < oooh mr john oooh
:33 < its all well and good fur her and i defurnately ship it so dont think im looking down on her fur it but what about the rest of us?
:33 < its not nice to only think of yourself like that

I only about half understood that, but I agree totally.

:33 < which part clawsed the confursion?

Let's start with 'bucket-eyes'.

:33 < oh
:33 < um well
:33 < when two trolls really pity or hate each other they um
:33 < we uh
:|33 < back on alternia we had what were known as impurrial drones and they would come and find matured trolls who had matesprits and kismesises and they would take the pairs genetic material and put it into a filial pail to give to the mother grub
:|33 < thats how trolls repurrduce we use buckets to store the genetic material until the drone comes fur it

Oh, interesting.

:33 < so someone giving bucket-eyes to someone else is a method of seduction i supurrse you could say

:33 < ive heard humans do things diffurently
:33 < is that true?

I get it, yeah.

That's definitely true. But we don't have mother grubs. We just make babies one on one.

:OO < how strange!
:33 < do you get culled if you don't purrvide offspring too?

Thankfully, no. I personally have no intention of having 'offspring', and no one's going to kill me for it.

:33 < why not!
:33 < i think you would make the purrfect lusus
:33 < sherry s33ms happy at least

That's nice of you to say, but fatherhood really isn't my thing. I make do with Sherry.

:33 < fur enough
:33 < maybe youd be at home on my planet
:(( < or my old planet really
:33 < so you wouldnt have to raise any offspring you might have

Well, I can't say that the thought of being a troll holds much attraction. It's not so much that I don't want to raise a child - I get along with Sherry and it seems to work fine. I just don't exactly know if my genetics should be passed along.

:33 < whats wrong with your genetics?

If I knew, maybe I could compensate, but I don't.

:33 < then how do you even know theres something wrong with you in the furst place

Because, I'm incapable of certain kinds of emotion. Like the ones we were discussing earlier.

:33 < oh
:33 < is that really such a purroblem?

It's not a problem for me, really. But I don't think the world needs more people with my affliction. I'm insane, you see.

:(( < like gamz33?

A little like him, only I don't medicate myself to control it. I have other methods.

:(( < purrhaps i shouldnt come over then

Please, don't worry. I'm under control, and I won't harm you.

:33 < you purromise?