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[screwloose]

Yeah, yeah, the change in the community is really fascinating and I'm sure there's some explanation which I don't currently understand.

When someone figures it out, let me know.

Now that I have addressed that, I want to talk about something that's actually interesting.

Many of us may be aware that there are a lot of trolls on the community, and that apparently they are the last of their race. I'd like to see what we, as a community, can do about that.

They're kids. And they need our help.

So, scientists from advanced civilizations, come pool your cloning technologies here. I'm gathering DNA samples, so let's see what we can do with them.

I'm thinking test tube troll maggots and hopefully figuring out how to clone a new Queen Bee (they call them mother grubs) for these kids. Who's with me?

Comments

[video]

[grimdarkseer]

How generous. You must be very fond of them to wish to go to such lengths.

[video]

[screwloose]

I'm fond of scientific challenges. I wouldn't say I know any of them particularly well enough to be fond of the trolls themselves.

Besides, it's the right thing to do. And that's a good enough reason in itself, isn't it?

[h8ers_gonna_h8]

Well that's a8out the creepiest thing I've ever heard!

[screwloose]

Really?

I'm not sure why that keeps happening.

[meowrallegiance]

:OO < so youre really going to help us?
:33 < furanken thats very sw33t of you thank you
:33 < i really apurrciate it
:33 < and im sure the others will too

[screwloose]

Except for that 8-obsessed girl up there, I'm sure they'll appreciate it, too.

[touchofgenius]

Have you lost your fucking mind?

...Wait, don't answer that.

The point is, we don't need more of those homicidal fucking things running around! Do. Not. Bring them here! I learned my lesson!

[screwloose]

The ones I invited don't drug themselves. I checked.

We'll take better precautions this time.

[exceedingwords]

Excuse Me
Most Of Us Only Indulge In Homicide If Thats The Only Choice

[vinodejerez]

I'm not a scientist from an advanced civilization, but good luck.

[screwloose]

You want to help?

Scratch: Step right the fuck in.

[docfoul]

Trolls are a violent race.
Are you truly willing to experiment with such volatile biology?

Stein: Step off, Scratch

[screwloose]

Is there some reason why I shouldn't be?

[delilahs_reaper]

I would offer my own knowledge of creating doubles, but it would be more harmful than helpful if the goal is to keep a species from going extinct.

Besides, it is not so much science as black magic at times.

[screwloose]

I'd like to try to avoid making things worse, if it's all the same to you.

[deadlydoctor]

I can contribute not telling Airachnid that they are an endangered species.

[screwloose]

Oh? Why is that important? Why is it always spiders?

[carriesparasol]

Trolls? Are there really such beings on this community? I don't believe I've ever spoken to any of them.

[screwloose]

There are, actually. A dozen of them or so. Look for the ones who type in pretty colours.

[makewayforroze]

The children aren't going to get hurt, are they?

[screwloose]

Any pain they feel should be transient.

[exceedingwords]

Im Gathering Up The Remains Up Of The Matriorb
Do Be Respectful Its All I Have Left Of My Mother

[screwloose]

I'll treat it like my own mother.

[the_visitor]

Are you sure that they want that?

[screwloose]

Someone definitely does. Whether it's unanimous, I couldn't say.