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Yeah, yeah, the change in the community is really fascinating and I'm sure there's some explanation which I don't currently understand.

When someone figures it out, let me know.

Now that I have addressed that, I want to talk about something that's actually interesting.

Many of us may be aware that there are a lot of trolls on the community, and that apparently they are the last of their race. I'd like to see what we, as a community, can do about that.

They're kids. And they need our help.

So, scientists from advanced civilizations, come pool your cloning technologies here. I'm gathering DNA samples, so let's see what we can do with them.

I'm thinking test tube troll maggots and hopefully figuring out how to clone a new Queen Bee (they call them mother grubs) for these kids. Who's with me?

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I don't know why you'd stop me, but it seems like you're trying to discourage me, which is weird.

Sure, what's the advice?

The troll empress is still very much alive.
You may want to let her know about this idea of yours before you go through with it.

The troll empress can suck our dicks. For starters, she's not the boss of us, and secondly it's not like we're not doing her a favor getting her more subjects.

Besides, Stein's a Pisces and I'm a Capricorn, which means we both get purple-y colored trolls, which essentially means the trolls think we're the shit, right?

She will be arriving here soon, you know.
If she saw your comment, well, you might not like the consequences. Hee hee.

Actually, the Alternian zodiac and the Earth zodiac have nothing to do with each other. Your birth signs mean nothing to an average trolls.

Don't you ever just speak plainly?

My birth signs match one of the trolls' symbols so obviously it means something.

Would you rather if I said she would have you culled for your insolence? There you go.

Yes, it does. It means that, when the twelve trolls you know were rewarded for their victory at the game, they were immortalised in the world they created.
Nothing more. It's not about you, it's about them.

Yes, at least it's more honest.

Wait wait, back up. "World they created". Are you seriously trying to tell me that the trolls created earth or something?

That is exactly what I said.

...Wait, seriously?

Ask them, if you wish.

What kinda free time do you think I have?

You are talking to me, aren't you?

But we are in good standings. I will answer your questions.
No, really. Ask.

Any question? Because if so my first and foremost question is why the fuck is Gamzee's crazy ass the only one who's that violent?

I can certainly answer that.

It is in his nature as a highblood and a subjugglator, you see. The latter have a set of unique beliefs that result in this behavior.

...That is such a bullshit reason. Just because you were born with a desire to murder shit doesn't mean you just get to carry it out.

Try telling him that.
He would just tell you it is his right as a descendant of the Grand Highblood himself. As a messiah.

Look, I get that you're trying to make him seem like Wesker, but that's different, okay Mr. Knows Everything About Everything?

No, I'm not.
The world does not revolve around you or your heterosexual companions.

Fuck you it doesn't.

Now, that's hardly a retort.

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touchofgenius - 2012-01-12 00:33 (UTC) - Expand

Why? She'd object to us resurrecting her race?

She might have particular demands.

Well, if she does she can apply through the proper channels.

If she were on the community, I'd say she can just ask me. Since she's not, I'm not too worried about her opinion.

I warn you that Alternian royalty was never known for their pacifistic demeanor.

I still don't see what I should be worried about.

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