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[screwloose]

Yeah, yeah, the change in the community is really fascinating and I'm sure there's some explanation which I don't currently understand.

When someone figures it out, let me know.

Now that I have addressed that, I want to talk about something that's actually interesting.

Many of us may be aware that there are a lot of trolls on the community, and that apparently they are the last of their race. I'd like to see what we, as a community, can do about that.

They're kids. And they need our help.

So, scientists from advanced civilizations, come pool your cloning technologies here. I'm gathering DNA samples, so let's see what we can do with them.

I'm thinking test tube troll maggots and hopefully figuring out how to clone a new Queen Bee (they call them mother grubs) for these kids. Who's with me?

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[docfoul]

I can certainly answer that.

It is in his nature as a highblood and a subjugglator, you see. The latter have a set of unique beliefs that result in this behavior.

[touchofgenius]

...That is such a bullshit reason. Just because you were born with a desire to murder shit doesn't mean you just get to carry it out.

[docfoul]

Try telling him that.
He would just tell you it is his right as a descendant of the Grand Highblood himself. As a messiah.

[touchofgenius]

Look, I get that you're trying to make him seem like Wesker, but that's different, okay Mr. Knows Everything About Everything?

[docfoul]

No, I'm not.
The world does not revolve around you or your heterosexual companions.

[touchofgenius]

Fuck you it doesn't.

[docfoul]

Now, that's hardly a retort.

[touchofgenius]

Not everyone can be on their A game all the time.