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[screwloose]

Yeah, yeah, the change in the community is really fascinating and I'm sure there's some explanation which I don't currently understand.

When someone figures it out, let me know.

Now that I have addressed that, I want to talk about something that's actually interesting.

Many of us may be aware that there are a lot of trolls on the community, and that apparently they are the last of their race. I'd like to see what we, as a community, can do about that.

They're kids. And they need our help.

So, scientists from advanced civilizations, come pool your cloning technologies here. I'm gathering DNA samples, so let's see what we can do with them.

I'm thinking test tube troll maggots and hopefully figuring out how to clone a new Queen Bee (they call them mother grubs) for these kids. Who's with me?

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[screwloose]

As if I'd let you go alone even if it were perfectly safe. You'd probably find some way to get hurt, even if there weren't guards or zombies around.

[touchofgenius]

Excuse you, I am an adult and perfectly capable of taking care of myself. I did it for 36 years without you, I can probably survive another few hours without your assistance.

...Besides, uh. Remember what happened the last time you went to one of the poles? Maybe it really is best that you just stay put and let me deal with this one.

[screwloose]

I'm sorry, I seem to remember something about you getting eyes in your arm and dying. Which part involved you taking care of yourself perfectly well?

Sorry, I don't recall.

[touchofgenius]

Uh-huh rub that in some more, just keep in mind we have a couch I can force you to sleep on.

I'm sorry, I seem to remember something about you losing your fucking mind and then trying to cut your head open.

[screwloose]

"Force". That's funny.

No wonder I don't recall.

I'm sure it'll be fine...

[touchofgenius]

...Well, alright fine, I'll go sleep on the couch then.

Just don't make me worry about you if you tag along. And bring your thinking cap; it's an Umbrella facility which means there's probably at least one ridiculous puzzle and two or more emblems, crests, or jewels that we need to go fetch.

[screwloose]

Sounds like fun. Two bright guys like us can probably figure it out.

[touchofgenius]

Yeah, it'll be like a little vacation. In an absolute hellhole.

[screwloose]

I can't wait.