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[screwloose]

Yeah, yeah, the change in the community is really fascinating and I'm sure there's some explanation which I don't currently understand.

When someone figures it out, let me know.

Now that I have addressed that, I want to talk about something that's actually interesting.

Many of us may be aware that there are a lot of trolls on the community, and that apparently they are the last of their race. I'd like to see what we, as a community, can do about that.

They're kids. And they need our help.

So, scientists from advanced civilizations, come pool your cloning technologies here. I'm gathering DNA samples, so let's see what we can do with them.

I'm thinking test tube troll maggots and hopefully figuring out how to clone a new Queen Bee (they call them mother grubs) for these kids. Who's with me?

Comments

[touchofgenius]

Yeah? Well your friend GaMzEe needs a lesson in how to determine if it's the only choice or not.

[exceedingwords]

Gamzee Is Rather Insane By Troll Standards
Most Of Us Have Killed But Not Just For The Hell Of It

[touchofgenius]

Oh good, a pack of ten year old murders is coming to my house. That totally puts me at ease. Thanks for correcting me, I needed that.

[exceedingwords]

Only One Is Coming In And Im Delivering The Remains Of My Mother
So Do Try To Be Polite I Understand That May Be A Challenge

[touchofgenius]

Great so one murderer and a murderous UPS guy. That does wonders for my confidence in this whole situation, for sure.

[exceedingwords]

I Am Trying To Be Helpful To Your Scientific Efforts And I Am Being Slandered
Must I Leave My Lipstick At The Door To Show My Good Will

[touchofgenius]

Uh. Lipstick?

[video]

[exceedingwords]

[There is a few minutes for the video to focus. Kanaya is standing by herself, red dress looking quite fashionable. In her hands is a simple tube of lipstick.

Oh, wait. She twists it and...is that a chainsaw covered in magenta blood?]

Lipstick.

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[touchofgenius]

Ohhhh! Jesus fucking Christ! [Birkin sighs a moment later, looking a little less like a cat having a heart attack]

Chainsaws... Why is it always chainsaws...?

[video]

[exceedingwords]

Oh, dear. [She looks at her chainsaw before transforming it back to a tube of lipstick.]

A lady must keep her make up on at all times and, well, I am not one to fight normally. If I do? A chainsaw is the perfect weapon: it ends things fast and without argument.

[video]

[touchofgenius]

Well, uh. If you ever want to get laid, I have the name of a guy you would just love.

[video]

[exceedingwords]

I am sure Rose would not like that.

[video]

[touchofgenius]

Which one is she again? The green text who's an idiot or the pink text who likes monsters?

[video]

[exceedingwords]

She is the pink text. [Also, there's a frown.] Jade isn't that much of a fool. She may talk simply but she is quite knowledgeable on scientific subjects.

[video]

[touchofgenius]

I doubt she's as knowledgeable as I am but... I can definitely relate. I've definitely dumbed myself down a bit sine being stuck here for a while.

Re: [video]

[exceedingwords]

You are older than her, yes, but she is the first I would go to if I had a question about quantum theory.

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[touchofgenius]

Yeah, atoms are a bit too small even for my microbiology-studying self. Don't have microscopes that go down that far. That shit's expensive.