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[doyoufondue]

( "Sob. Le canon updates are so wordy looking," you say! I can assure you I write like an idiot. It's not that bad! Still if this appears TL;DR I've happily provided: video clips! HURRAAAAY. Now to your regularly scheduled text walls: )

[ OH ME OH MY. It's a two part special! Everyone it's time to look at Steve trail behind during this training. MOVE MOVE and he's in the back all wheeze in his oversized helmet. Anyway they stop in front of a flag marking the halfway point of this running. DRILL SERGEANT GUY alerts the men that anyone who can get that flag off the pole gets a ride back in the truck with Agent Carter, who is that lovely woman sitting shotgun. ;D Hey hey.

They FAIL miserably trying to climb that flagpole. Too bad Mulan didn't come out yet. Wheezy Steve, however, gave this one look before he unscrewed the flagpole and let it fall over. He calmly picked that flag up, handed it to the Sergeant with a polite 'Thank you, sir' and climbed on in the truck. SEE YA LOSERS. ]

[ BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE and it's not the montage! Cue the team doing push-ups (Steve doing miraculously horrible at it) while Agent Carter supervises and says hilarious things like her dead grandmother does them better. BUT WE'RE IN ON SOMEONE ELSE'S CONVERSATION---- What what? Yeah I know. Accented Science Guy and Agent K The General, we'll call them. The General is basically pointing out the hilarity of bringing a 90 pound asthmatic to his army base whywouldyoupickhim? WE SHOULD PICK THE BIG GUY. Science Guy states The Big Guy is ~a bully~ ]

[ The General almost snorts and states: ] You don't win wars with niceness, doctor. You win wars with guts. [ And he pulls the pin out of a grenade and throws it at the team :| ] Grenade!

[ OH SH-! Everyone moves and ducks and covers!
...Minus Steve who dived on top of the thing and warned everyone to get way. Turns out it's a dummy grenade. No boom? Steve is confused. ] Is this a test?

[ Accented Science Guy is smug looking about his choice and The General can't argue now. ":| He's still skinny." ]

Comments

[dekillerqueen]

Nicely done.

[doyoufondue]

Thanks.

[notasinglelady]

Holy shit Steve, don't do that again. You nearly gave me a heart attack.

That man looks a lot like Tom Lee Jones.

[doyoufondue]

Sorry, Kurt. I didn't really think about it.

Who?

[6collegecredits]

Woah! Smooth move there Steve, but let's try not to get ourselves killed, okay?

[doyoufondue]

You mean grenades kill? Oops.

[hasbottombunk]

Things are going well then...?

[Just had a mild heart attack watching that, but let's try to play it cool. Easier to do through typing than in person.]

[doyoufondue]

No robots yet.

Sorry. [ he feels like he has to apologize so bad for this. :( ]

[pinkishgray]

Very nicely done, if I do say so myself.

[Wait, did something involving a grenade happen, too? Because that flag trick looked very impressive.]

[doyoufondue]

Thank you. [ either way it's a compliment? :D ]

[schrodingersghost]

...You okay?

[Because in his life you never knew if a dummy weapon was going suddenly explode and shower everyone with green goo.]

[doyoufondue]

I'm fine, thanks. Nothing blew up.

[whitechocolate]

That was pretty clever what you did there. To get the flag I mean. Looks like you impressed that lady...

[As for the grenade incident...] You are one self-sacrificing dude.

[doyoufondue]

You think that impressed her? Really?

Thanks. ...I say thanks to that, right?

[ video ]

[denies]

... You're too nice for your own good. [ yet Ange doesn't really seem annoyed about it when she says it, more.. well, amused even in her deadpan. ]

You're going to get yourself killed that way one day. Maybe literally, if that grenade from just now is any indication.

[ video ]

[doyoufondue]

[ Rubs the back of his head. smile smile ] Should I aim to be meaner?

At least it's for a good reason.

Handwriten

[lady_wisteria]

What was that, the device you jumped on?

[doyoufondue]

A grenade. It's something that explodes.

[mightletyouknowme]

You still look like you could be picked up by the wind.

Did you know it was fake?

[doyoufondue]

Good think it's not windy out today.

Nope.

[makewayforroze]

That was very dangerous but also incredibly brave of you.

[doyoufondue]

That's what everyone's saying. I didn't think too much about it.

[ video > action ]

[tenminutes]

That was actually kind of cute until you reminded me how much of a moron you are.

User tenminutes has signed off.
[ NOT EVEN BOTHERING TO CHECK IF STEVE IS ALONE. SHE'S WORLDHOPPING IN WITH HER SHINY NEW WORLDHOP.

Just to punch him. She doesn't even pay attention to where he is. ]

[ video > action go! ]

[doyoufondue]

[ just here in his quarters alone sitting on a bed do de do- ] Huh?

[ wait where did she-
FIST. Totally decked. He was so unprepared for that. ]

Ow...

[video]

[chestboard]

Hah! Good good! A man's gotta have guts, definitely! Protecting all those people around you- good job Steve!

[video]

[doyoufondue]

[ ahaha now he's answering with a black eye because someone let Yuri have a worldhop ]

Thanks.

[video]

[aburningspirit]

[nodding of approval.

kamina has deemed you awesome.]

[video]

[doyoufondue]

[ that was a pretty cool looking nod there. is he supposed to nod back?

steve will just nod back. ]